i was in the grocery store and saw an onion on the ground and picked it up, absently saying โpoor little guy.โ behind me a teenage girl started laughing and then stopped and went โaww. iโm sorry for laughing. thatโs nice actually.โ and the cycle of cruelty is broken for another generation as a young person realizes that it is not embarrassing to have empathy for another thing that was once living, because certainly to be a lone white onion rolling on the ground in a supermarket would be terrifying to anyone
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girl there is a spider
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too bad + L + blue yoshi
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Itโs incredibly amusing to share similar naming scheme to an actual Prime Minister Seymour, so I get pinged on tweets like
โPM Seymour a Terror to New Zealandโ
AM I?
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@pointless-achievements @achivement-unlocked
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Oh shit I just realized I can post the "Gaussian Blur Wizard That Gaussian Blurs You" here
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little detail i always love in pokemon fics is when people replace animal related idioms with pokemon. its so good fjdjfbfn
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i love posting on tumblr dot com it feels like screaming into the void
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Snom fact #56:
ERROR
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Hey, @special-agent-snom, @sneaky-detective-snom
Someone stole Snom fact #56.
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I legally changed my name to Wikipedia and the the judge yelled at me in Roblox text format.
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likes charge reblogs cast
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remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp
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Reblogging would be a great help, but donโt feel pressured to
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I did a style practice with Blaze!
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