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RANDOM SFW HCS: BRAHMS

-BRAHMS! CAN! DANCE! this boy knows how to waltz!! and not just that, he wants to teach you how!! he’s a very patient teacher and it would be a sweet bonding experience. giggles every time you step on his toes.

-he knows how to cook… kind of. brahms is in no way a chef, but he used to watch his mother cook and would help her around the kitchen. he knows the basics, but the only thing he can make without help is probably pancakes. (but it’s not like he’s going to make himself pancakes for breakfast. you’re the nanny, you cook!)

-no doubt brahms would use your shampoo all .the. time. if you’re not a fan of brahms stealing your clothes, then he’s going to use your shampoo so he can constantly smell like you. part of you might be glad that it’s a motivation for him to bathe… but you’re going to have to pick up shampoo more often. which means leaving the house.

-speaking of leaving the house, the longer you both live with each other, the more comfortable brahms is with you running errands. you’ve proven yourself; you always come back!... when there’s a strict schedule. not only do you have a specific time set, it’s also real short.

-you might have to haggle with him for a little bit, but the more you fight the more frustrated he gets. he will not let you leave for more than one hour unless you want a very upset and owly brahms.

-touchy-feely (in more ways than one). loves to be close to you at all times, even when standing. he’ll take your hand in his and want it there until he decides to leave, which is a false hope, because brahms always chooses to stay. if you let go for even a moment, that hand is coming right back into yours.

-the best way to remedy this is to gently ask him to go do something where he has to let you go, or maybe score some points by gently kissing his knuckles. he’ll be all bashful and cover his masked face, which gives you a second to do whatever you need.

-in the beginning of your relationship, brahms wouldn’t be fond of you navigating the walls, it’s just kind of his territory. the closer you two build trust though, especially him with you, he’ll let you explore, and show you the main paths to each room of the house. he’s… shy about his room. just… just don’t look at the pillow of you. he definitely didn’t just use it like ten minutes ago. pretend the pillow and the tissues beside it aren’t there.

-brahms would instantly be okay with you traversing the walls the moment you cuddle with him in his bed. he feels protective of you, possessive even. it brings brahms to happy tears knowing you'll still love and care for him, even if he’s a little strange.

-brahms loves sweets. has a big ol’ sweet tooth. it’s a surprise that brahms doesn’t have a cavity at this point, as he adores baked goods and confectioneries. will pull out his mother’s cookbook and point to his favorites, but if you have some recipes you’d like to show him, he’ll still be very excited (and want to lick the spatula).

-his favorite birthday cake flavor is angel food with either strawberry or chocolate frosting. takes huge bites and gets it all over his mouth like the silly man he is.

-ticklish. supremely ticklish. want to hear a good brahms laugh? dive at his neck and belly when he’s not looking. he’ll laugh so hard he’ll totally forget what he was mad about. he’ll roll around and try to get away from you, but he secretly likes it when you put up a good fight.

-he'll have less of a handle on his voice, and he'll go from a squeaky kid to a low and baritone man.

-if it’s a nice evening outside, brahms is totally alright with taking a walk with you around the perimeter of the home. keeps a firm hold on your hand or elbow though, just out of habit. brahms thinks it's extremely romantic to watch the sunset with someone he loves, and good thing that the person he loves is you.

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SICK BRAHMS X S/O

-okay but who is surprised, in england, with all the stormy and cold weather, that brahms got sick.

-brahms will come to you first, way before you find him. you’re met with a sad, sluggish brahms, who's taking his sweet time shuffling over to you. his coughs are muted behind his mask as he comes closer, but he refuses to remove it. loves making life difficult for everyone involved.

-he’ll take it off eventually, he's just a big baby about it. his first sneeze in his mask will change his mind.

-were you planning to go anywhere today? not a chance (sick brahms or not). cooking an involved meal? nope, save it for another time. cleaning, especially vacuuming? brahms will literally cut the wire if he has to. not only does he want it super quiet, but he also wants all your attention.

-brahms is a light sleeper, even more so when he's not feeling so hot. you could breathe too loud and he’d wake up. so you’d either have to leave the room to let him rest for three hours or become his cuddle partner.

-...you’re more than likely going to end up the latter.

-no, really. you don't have much of a choice in that situation. the moment you leave his side, he’ll either grab the hem of your shirt or keep his fist locked around your arm. you’d think brahms would lose some energy, but that grip is strong, and his soft, sleepy eyes tell you he isnt letting go anytime soon.

-whether you’re asleep or not, brahms just won't bother wondering if you’re cozy or not. you’ll either be squished to his chest or be used as a pillow while he keeps his arms locked around your waist. sorry, but you’re in this for the long haul. prepare to either reach for a nearby book or take a nap.

-when awake, brahms is literally begging for special treatment. now he already does this on the regular, but now that he actually has a reason he will wring this advantage dry. as much as you’d like to keep your distance so you don't get sick, he's practically glued to your side, head hung, wishing he was back in bed with you. but he asked for the tea. brahms is terribly indecisive.

-”Can I have a kiss?” “Can I have an extra spoonful of honey?” “Can I have another hug?” “Can you read me two more chapters please?” such questions will be asked throughout the day. the kiss you can probably say no to and get away with, but the rest are mostly orders phrased as innocent questions. say no to any of them and hell hath no fury. there is nothing worse than a sick brahms tantrum.

-you'd almost wonder if brahms enjoys getting sick, seeing how you can't find a reason to deny him without feeling like the bad guy.

-he’s most likely going to keep his child's voice the whole time. it's comforting, even if it doesn't agree with his sore throat (plus it’s too cute for you to deny him when he demands something).

-it's funny in a way; he's all sweet and innocent when talking, but his coughs are freakishly deep.

-that cardigan? it’s so going in the laundry. brahms refuses any and all tissues but wipes his runny nose on his sleeve constantly. he's going to hate it, and probably get a little owly about it, but he’ll settle down if you wrap him up in a small blanket he can shuffle around in.

-ohh, the worst part of the day. medicine. do not think it’ll be easy with just a bribe. brahms is not used to the flavor and texture of medicine, usually just waiting out colds before you lived with him. now that you’re forcing him to take a pill or take a spoonful of cough medicine? no way. you either have to sneak it into his food or hype him up. remind him about everything he can't do when sick! you’ll usually win this argument by denying his kisses on the lips. then he’ll consider. maybe.

-the best course of action is to use those flavored cough syrups. they’re sugary sweet, and he’ll swallow without cringing. beware though, the ones in the medicine cabinet are most likely expired by now.

-brahms would like to settle in for the night after a nice hot bath and some tea. he wouldn't deny the bath as much, surprisingly. seeing how warm the bathwater is (or maybe because he doesn't have the energy to resist), he’ll be cooperative. especially if you’re so kind enough as to join him! yes, to cuddle with his beloved in a warm bath, that's his dream.

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Brahms Heelshire Nsfw Alphabet

A: Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Oh, he’ll let you clean up, usually. But keep in mind that sex always will end in cuddles. No doubt about it. Even if you get up to shower, Brahms willl go and follow you in eventually, demanding as usual.

B: Bodypart (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Brahms loves his chest. His broad shoulders too. Makes him look all mighty and strong, which isn’t a lie.

Brahms also really likes it when you lay on said chest and shoulders.

His partner?... he can’t decide. Whatever he can hold and/or fondle is fair game in his eyes.

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Though he does like a nice rack. And love handles.

C: Cum (anything to do with cum)

Even if he’s caught up in the heat of the moment, Brahms still somewhat of a gentleman and will warn you when he’s about to bust one so you can avoid it; or direct it away from your face.

Though if given permission, this man will nut in you every chance he gets. He much prefers to fill you.

D: Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Oh. Oh, this man is into watching you do everything. He’ll jerk off into your underwear while watching you shower. He’s a stinky man that can get away with jerking off behind a wall.

E: Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Not experienced at all, but all that lack of sex in his earlier years makes it seem like he’s real good.

All that awkwardness dissolves once you get him going. If he’s on top, he can take the reigns.

F: Favorite Position (This goes without saying)

If you asked Brahms, (with the knowledge that he’ll freeze up and blush so hard his mask turns all hot), he would say he wouldn’t know. Whatever gets the job done.

But he does enjoy holding his partner’s hands. He’s adamant about that.

G: Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Brahms takes it pretty seriously. And even if he’s making a silly face during, it’s not going to stop him from drilling into you till you scream bloody murder.

H: Hair (How well-groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Have you seen this man. Do you think this man, having an ungroomed head of hair, a thick ass beard, chest hair so thick it makes him sweat, has perfectly hairless junk.

He’s swamped down there.

I: Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Very intimate. Brahms loves proving how much he adores you. How much he wants to make sweet love to you. Now, he isn’t as poetic as that, but he loves to make sure you’re appreciated every second you’re screwing.

This man cannot fuck. He makes love that just happens to also include fucking your brains out.

J: Jack/Jill Off (Masturbation headcanon)

This man has the whole inner walls of the house to himself. He can drop trou and crank one out whenever he wishes, moaning as loud as he wants.

Then again, if you’re in the same room (expanded on letter K), he’ll pipe down and won’t be as vigorous.

K: Kink (One or more of their kinks)

MAJOR VOYEUR. As I’ve said, this man can watch anyone and anything at all times behind the walls. He loves to watch you masturbate, hear you moan, hear you at your most private. Double points if you moan his name. (He actually might barrel out of the wall and spice things up, so don’t say I didn’t warn you.)

As much hype Brahms gives watching others, he doesn’t like to be watched. He likes to be in control, and he just doesn’t want to be spectated. Give this poor man some head.

Brahms’s other kinks include mild choking and clothing fetishism. He does like biting, but you’re going to have to fish that kink out of him. He’ll kill a man but there’s no way he’ll bite his beloved without consent.

L: Location (Favorite places to do the do)

You’re alone in this giant mansion. You’re getting that Brahms cock everywhere.

But his favorite place? His room. He loves it, makes him feel good. Surrounded by his territory. You both are safe here, no one’s getting caught, even if it were possible.

M: Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

He’s so easy to turn on. Brahms is so touched starved it’s not even funny at this point. Just tell him he looks ‘kinda hot’ and you’ve earned yourself a clingy, horny Brahms for the rest of the day.

N: NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs)

Please don’t degrade him, oh my god he’s going to cry. He needs to be praised, he needs to be reinforced, tell what he’s doing is good. It’s more rewarding anyway for both parties.

Don’t light candles/use candle wax either, that should be a given. You can probably get away with incense, but even still.

O: Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Brahms enjoys head as much as the next guy, but the moment you show him some new trick or maneuver he’ll enjoy it a whole lot more. He’s a very dramatic receiver and will not stop looking at you. Hope you like eyes being burned into the crown of your head.

Don’t underestimate his giving skills though. He’s not well versed in oral, but the moment he hits your sweet spot he’s going to absolutely pounce on it. He can feign skill pretty well.

P: Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

It all depends on how he’s feeling; Brahms doesn’t choose one over the other. His sweet innocent voice makes it seem like the latter, but don’t be surprised when you get the pounding of your life. It’s just how he is, be ready for both (unless you explicitly ask)!

Q: Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

He doesn’t mind a quickie! He’ll bend you over the dining table or pin you to the laundry room wall. Brahms is a big pushover though, and if you want to take it to the bedroom, he’ll carry you right over!

Brahms also enjoys quickies for the sake of how many positions can he get you in! All depends on the room.

R: Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Not much to risk, unfortunately. Living in a big empty house, far away from the big city. He could fuck you on that tiny balcony as much as he wants, but there’s no risk of you both getting caught (plus it’s England and cold, don’t do it outside hello).

If there was a chance, even, he’s game. He’s been jerking off in the walls for years now without so much as a peep, he knows he can shush.

S: Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He’s always satisfied with a single round, but you better be in for the long haul if you want to wear him out for good. He loves your enthusiasm! But don’t be surprised if on round four you’re exhausted. Your determination is funny to Brahms, but he’s a horny man!

T: Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Brahms totally would have a fleshlight, wouldn’t he. He’d be a creep and fix your underwear on it. But I don’t think he’d own one; he prefers to not leave the house and his parents would never buy such a crude item.

I think vibrators would be too overwhelming. He’d be happy to try, though. He’ll always humor you!

U: Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Fuck yes, Brahms loves to tease. He’ll grab your waist, tickle your neck with his beard. He won’t take his mask off, but you can feel his hot breath emanating from inside.

He haaates being teased though. He gets all huffy, he immediately thinks that you want sex now, but when you step away to make lunch is the moment he gets cranky. How can you leave him like this!!! You know how easily worked up he gets!!!

V: Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Very. Sure, you’d think Brahms prefers to be quiet during his life in the walls, but he’s just a ball of loud moans, ranging in severity. His voice gets all loud and squeaky, begging and whining, you’d wonder if he’s crying at this point.

W: Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Hugs are the only thing that doesn’t rile him up. He recognizes that hold as something sweet, something to treasure, something he’s never felt in so long. Brahms loves to be doted on.

Unless you buck on his hips. Oho, don’t get him started.

X: X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants)

Bushy man. Decently thick. Perfectly rounded tip that has a slight curve. Cut. Seven inches when hard. Sports a noticeable thick vein trailing on the side.

Y: Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Everything gets him hard. It’s not difficult to turn him on, just looking at his junk can make a night different.

Z: ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterward)

Most of the time, he’ll park himself on the nearest nappable surface and pass out with you.