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at the start of every month everyone reblogs some insane poetry that’s like “august has arrived and again I swallow my bones in the burning sun” and every time I’m like damn that makes no sense. but kind of true.

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They’ll find you

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tomorrow……… is august„„„„,?????

its augu…….st?? tomorrW???????????

8th monTH???????? 4 ,more mont hs of 2013?????????????

what??????????????????????????????………………………..

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What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

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whenever someone on tumblr recommends you a piece of media its either an indie visual novel about the relationship between a cockroach and a newly-out gay man that is longer than the bible and has never been translated into any language other than russian or a roblox game with zero female characters and a developer who is in prison for eating babies

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anyone remember this vine

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I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

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if any of my follwers are fathers with daughters learning how to cook i have a great reaction image for you

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We have to stop using afab and amab as a substitute for describing genitals just say vagina or penis or pussy or cock or whatever you have please.

Someone telling me that they're afab doesn't tell me that they have a vagina so can we stop using it that way.

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Always great when this is the thumbnail of the weeks forecast