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remember ladies, if you laugh underneath blankets you are at IMMEDIATE risk of dead wife syndrome. experts also advise to avoid smiling over your shoulder at your spouse while standing in bright sunlight.
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If it keeps you from killing yourself it's not stupid. This applies to anything btw.
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this callout couldve been a block button
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this whole “never repeat outfits” shit is not working for me. i get attached to one oversized sweater and that’s all you’ll see me in for a week
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controversial opinion but ive suffered enough and should get everything i want for forever from now on and also im pretty cute
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