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It's my little secret.

Can you make a deal with a Demon even though you don’t have a soul?

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Huh, then guess I got some plans tonight.

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Robots have souls?

Can you make a deal with a Demon even though you don’t have a soul?

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Can you make a deal with a Demon even though you don't have a soul?

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I'm so sick and tired of your shit..

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The scene about Tarsus IV that never mentions Tarsus IV.

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❌

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There is a deep respect within me for this human for going in such a place..

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This holiday makes my systems sick, putrid.

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small / tall starters

splattermemes:

requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

small

“Get down here!”

“Wow…I’d want to climb that tree, if you know what I mean.” / “Do birds ever sit on you and get confused?” / “Hey, Groot.”

“I’m not short. I’m fun-size.”

“Good, adorable, wonderful things come in small packages.”

“I don’t appreciate your height.”

“I CAN REACH FOR IT MYSELF.”

“I’m not short, you just have the height of a Transformer.”

“I KNOW you can see me.”

“Fear me!!!”

“Uh…you’re blocking me.”

“Can you lift me for a second?”

“Slow down! I have short legs.”

“I have a super power. It’s called, my head never hits the ceiling.”

“Have you seen him/her/them? He’s/she’s/they’re like a mountain.”

“I always win at hide and seek.”

“I’ve always looked up to you…literally. Actually, can you sit down?”

“Heels make me feel powerful.”

“Do tall people have…big..hands..?”

“I might be short, but my ego is huge.” / “I might be short, but I will drag you down to my level.”

“I can’t reach your face, but I can kick your junk.”

“You don’t know the struggle when all shirts/dresses/pants are too long on you.”

tall

“I’m afraid of you because short people are closer to hell.”

“”How is it ironic that I’m afraid of heights?”

“Does my height offend you?”

“Let me reach that for you.”

“You can’t slap me if you can’t even reach my face.”

“I’m not tall, you’re just the size of an Oompa Loompa.”

“Huh? Who said that? I can’t see anyone.”

“It’s impossible to hide from you.”

“No, I don’t play basketball.”

“I’m not slowing down because you’re short.”

“You’re like a cute little fairy.” / “You’re like a small, terrifying gremlin.”

“My legs are long and sexy.”

“I’m not looking down on you. Except literally.”

“Aw, you look like a kid. How cute.”

“Being small makes you optimal for carrying.”

“You know what comes in small packages? Grenades.”

“All the cool presents come in big boxes. Like bouncy castles.”

“Why are you standing on the counter?”

“I may be tall, but my temper is short.” / “I may be tall, but my feelings are small. And fragile.”

“You don’t know the struggle when all pants/skirts/dresses are too short on you.”

“Let me block the sun for you.”

“Hey, short stack.” / “What’s up, shorty?” 

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The freaks are coming to town.

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What trickery is this? Why does he sort of look like me? Who the fuck is that kid!?

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WARNING: LITTLE SHIT ALERT!

Reblog if your muse is a little shit.

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FUCK LOVE,

Thank God I was not programmed for it.

That holiday is for fucks only.

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"We're not for kicking!" He snapped at first. Okay, that was just rude. "Wow, so generous." He rolled his eyes while trying to climb out of the trashcan.

I’m not short.. I’m just.. I’m fun sized!!