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Or alternatively:

Reanimate: Local Cotton Candy keeps scaring intruder Broccoli and they suffer. A lot.

Soul Duality: Lumi no likey this fic

Violinist: Horny af bodyguard and equally horny musician fall for eachother

Depths: Kain and Ryuu bruised a raisin. Also confused fishy Tomura and Tenko

Crossroads: Evil villain overlord is overprotective of his little broccoli brother and concerned for his unstable bf

Labyrinth: Puberty man + Hon hon hon baguette

Soul Journey: Broccoli accidentally adopts unstable fox

Family Secrets: The only AU where we stan an AFO

The Neighbor: Featuring that one slightly creepy neighbor who's almost always nakey

Diversion: Stop killing the plants- ANGST GET OUTTA HERE

Here you go @lumilasi XD

Bad fic summaries

Reanimate - Big Broccoli Hijacks the body of a little broccoli and spends his time re-living the horrors of being a teenager. (Also there’s a non-evil version of an evil cotton-candy he knows)

Soul Duality - Gamer boy has hands for wings

Violinist - local musician seduces a walking toast and gets bothered by a germaphobic crow

Depths - toast falls in love with a fish

Crossroads - two brothers discover they’re both feral babeys

Labyrinth - tsundere discovers dreaded feelings for the local pastel gamer

Soul Journey - boy gains a fluffy companion with a sharp thingy

Family Secrets - a man pretends to be a Normal Dad, nothing to see here

The Neighbor - a butterfly wants to monch a flame

Diversion - local pastel goth gamer mass murders plants

......I was bored. I haven’t had much motivation to do anything today for some reason, apart from posting that update to the Neighbor. Also if you got your own ideas for a bad summary for any of my fics, I’d love to hear it

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Reblogging because I'm bored and tired

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Ahhh ok! Here we go! 😅 I did my best!

I tag uhhh @lumilasi @rwbytrashchild and @grapefish if you want to!

Picrew break

My disaster bi self has lost the original post, but I was tagged by @skybound2​ forever ago to make an image of myself in a picrew, which I guess is sort of like a virtual paper doll?  idk, I’m way behind the tumblr times.  But it was fun to play with.

Anyway, here I am, ready to class up your holiday party!  Because if there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s hiding the giant pile of chaos at my core.

And I’m tagging… @twobrokenwyngs​, @trashcangimmick​, @ihni​, @tracy7307​, @etterklang​, @brawlite​, @thisisnotmolchanka​, @gideongrace​, @suitofarmour​, @little-werewolf-oven​, @imneithernor​, and @neonelectriclady​.  Let’s see your avatars!

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So my friend @lumilasi has this really cool OC and she wanted to ship someone with him, so I stepped up and made an OC! I know the drawing isn't the best but Lumi made me brave enough to post it :.)

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I went, I commented, I made them laugh. Mission accomplished

So my friend went on a commenting spree on Violinist, and

I laughed my ass off, but also now I can’t stop but admit the Violinist duo is easily the horniest bunch. I didn’t even intend for that to happen, it just did.

Granted the way I write it is still pretty subdued and non-descriptive in the fic as per my style, but still....these boys need an intervention lmao

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Tagged by @lumilasi

What was the last song you listened to?

Strangely enough it was Take On Me by A-Ha ( Thanks @theteapotofdoom XD )

I tag @rwbytrashchild and @grapefish

tagged by @batwngs

what was the last song you listened to?

wild love by james bay

tagging @starryrevelations @schweeeppess @sinnamon-bunn @bidergirl if you wanna do it!!

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Tagged

I was tagged by @lumilasi to continue the chain oof- XD So here we friggin' go!

Are you named after anyone?

Nope!

When was the last time you cried?

Two days ago. I read a fanfic and well, shit happened :.)

Do you have kids?

No I don't and I don't plan to have any anytime soon.

Do you use sarcasm a lot?

It actually depends with who! But I don't really use it that often except with close friends when they do something stupid ^^'

What is the first thing you notice about people?

I notice their overall feeling most of the time, such as if they have a dangerous feel, comfortable feel etc.

What's your eye color?

Oof the question that kills- Nobody really knows what my eye color is. It's blue/grey/green with a spot of brown :P ( I have partial heterochromia )

Scary movie or happy ending?

Scary movie ( I hate jumpscares though, they make me anxious ^^' ) I like happy endings too though :0 ( Mostly in fanfics )

Any special talents?

Uh- I can pretty much flip my leg 180• over to rest my head on my foot? Same thing with my foot, I can turn it in the wrong way.

Where were you born?

I am a proud French-Canadian! :3 Which is why my english isn't the best ^^' I speak baguette :P

What are your hobbies?

I really like drawing, writing, cosplaying and gaming! I'm not exactly the best artist though ^^'

Do you have any pets?

At the moment I got two dogs! Taco and Mia. Taco is a chihuahua and Mia is a black lab/chihuahua mix. Don't get me wrong, I prefer big dogs but well- I got two smol doggos XD

What sports do you play/have played?

I used to do wall-climbing a lot and I still go snowboarding from time to time! :3

How tall are you?

I'm about 5'6" or 167.64 cm :3

Favorite subject in school?

I really dislike school but if I had to choose a subject it would definitely be History and Art. A History teacher of mine was really interesting and funny :3

Dream Job?

I wanted to be a 3D animator but my drawings weren't good enough so instead I'm going into programmation. Ya boi is becoming a programmer :3

Tag time muahahahaha

I don't know a lot of people so imma tag @rwbytrashchild and whoever wants to do this thingie.

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petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

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Reblog if you’ve ever stopped what you’re doing once a favorite fanfic writer has updated a story.

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Reblog if you support equal rights because I do 💕