[24, they/them] sideblog to go insane about this guy/selfship
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You: killing Spamton
Me, an intellectual:
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some slightly more canon accurate flustered Spamtons. for fun!
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Us with spamtong
visual representation of me when my f/o comes on screen
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Hello post office? Send me your cutest delivery boy, stat!! 💋
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selfship affirmations:
i CAN put them in the mincrowave
i CAN put them in the blender
i CAN put them in the salad tosser
i CAN put them in my mouth and chew them up
i CAN shake them around like a dog toy
i CAN throw them at the wall like a ball
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me going home after a long day to see my husband (he is fictional)


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spamton has no right giving me as much cuteness aggression as he does
#.txt#I JUST WAnt to squeeze him grhgrrh#yes he can be creepy if not terrifying at times yes I'm going to hug him
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I know a lot of people make spam out to be a very tragic, hopeless, and doomed character and sure, to a degree he is. As an overall character. But as an individual he is so blatantly hopeful and it bothers me that this is a fact not acknowledged more often. I always joke "it's a wonder that man hasn't killed himself" but it REALLY is shocking in his situation. He would not have made it as far without hope, no matter if that comes from spite or an inherent quality he's known from the start. Personally I think the difficulty people have when it comes to analyzing this quality of his has to do with his frequent self sabotage but..... both qualities can be true? They're not mutually exclusive. I wish that was discussed more in conversations on him. He WILL keep kicking no matter what, or die trying at another's hand
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WANT T0< BE TH3 [[ BIG ]] OF MY [[ SHOT ]]?!?
a tiny bit late-- but HERE IT IS my uhhh spamton g. spamton valentines day fanart, [[ But wait, theres more!! ]] I uploaded a SPEEDPAINT of this draw, that's right, I relived my channel and YOU [[ Valued costumer ]] should see it !!!!
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and as a plus, I made this silly self-indulgent ship art with my deltasona (izzet) and spamton that I forgot to post, but once I realized, I decided to post it with THIS one too !! <3
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dude I need more big shot/spamton song remixes that sample the you are an idiot virus soundclip or just generally old windows noises/popups, I go fucking feral and ascend every time someone does either with one of his songs rgrhgrhsh
#.txt#malware from the 90's/2000's have been a huge interest of mine for like. most of my life 💀#would also explain another reason for me latching onto this guy for so long#dont even get me started on how i like yelled upon seeing the ILOVEYOU worm get referenced in the newsletter last year omg
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happy belated discount v-day
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when can i give him a little kiss on the cheek
Today!

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some valentines cards from your favorite salesman!
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Puppet lovin'
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