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got any games on yo phone

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Well, If the human has a high LV, it might be a bit tricky.

But would you lose?

Nah, I'd win.

i hate you

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ah yes dictator my favorite resident evil stalker

his name was actually Mr. Twitter before he was bought by Elon Musk

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there's a brain eating amoeba on tumblr??

My most controversial opinion is that I'm probably going to be unloved for the rest of my life. You're pretty cool though :]

Change that lame-ass 'woe is me' attitude to a cool-ass 'me is woah' attitude and watch as you find love both inwards and outwards in life

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so one time i had a dream where i was watching something like resident evil degeneration but my brain forgot where the plane crash scene took place so it put leon in the twin towers chat is this normal? it's been on my mind for the past 2 weeks

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dwarves when you give them a uranium rod

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bark bark

(this took like an hour to make my brain is mush)

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I don’t know who needs to hear this today, but intrusive thoughts are basically your brain’s (sometimes very upsetting) way of saying “If there were two guys on the moon and one of them killed the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what?”

I’ve personally found that adding the “would that be fucked or what?” part in myself really helps put the more disturbing thoughts we sometimes get into perspective. Helps me say “yeah thar sure would be fucked up” and move on with my day.

It’s not not a secret desire, it’s not something that only occurs to you because you’re a bad person. It’s just your brain deciding to process the fact that it knows an uncomfortable thing exists in the world by feeding it to you in an absurd “what if” with you as the main character.

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We were once flourishing, but after the war, none but I remain.

how it feels being the only lesbian

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you will be boiled

i made a berdly figure :D

doesn't he look pretty? ✪ ω ✪

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DONT FUCK WITH ME ILL TELL MY 37 BOTS ABT IT

this place has a lot of bots

idk i just want to say that because EACH DAY I GET A NEW FOLLOWER and THEY'RE ALL BOTS. hurts my feelings :(

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wait a second, the dragon's downloading

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I will NOT be your little engagement bait fuckbuddy!

.....maybe

since the old version of this post was flagged for ‘adult content’…

reblog this post if your account is a trans safe space or owned by a trans person!

along with that, reblog if your account is a non-binary spectrum safe space or owned by someone on the enby spectrum!

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Proving a point to my boyfriend.

PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry

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I will use my power as an asexual to invalidate your sentence purely on the notion that you didn't reference bows

like c'mon this post could've been beautiful

if you hate aros i kill you with a baseball bat

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i hate when songs are like 2 minutes and 46 seconds long. bro where are you going i was just getting to know you