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“pubes like tumbleweed on the ferry” - Vinny Vinesauce, 2025

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every now and then I am reminded to my great chagrin that my mother is funnier than I am

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Our Japanese class found it funny that in common terminology "food" isn't very distinguished from specifically "rice" until it was pointed out to us that in English "meal" is "loose roughly ground grain"

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so polite

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One like = one smooch on his little head

One reblog = granting him access to the nuclear launch codes

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kris and susie playing fnaf

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trans women r literally so cool theu get tits AND a prostate?? i thought only markilpler could do that

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Microwaves purr by the way. That's what that humming they make is, they just get so happy to be helpful that they can't help but start purring away

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if you're autistic think of socializing as piloting a mech. you press all the right buttons and flip all the right levers at the right times. you're locked in your head, surrounded by slimy brain fluid, masterfully moving the joints and armatures of this giant beautiful machine. this probably wont help you in any way

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Girls w glasses are so cute. Like wow you have beautiful eyes I’m glad you got them framed

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robotgirl who has an extra little motor that doesnt actually do anything but it makes it seem like she's purring and she finds that adorable (it is)

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happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

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STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

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it's kinda comforting to me when my friends are a little annoying or longwinded or abrasive or tired and inarticulate, or they don't do the exact politest thing in every interaction, and stuff, because I know I'm sometimes annoying, or take up a more than my share of conversational space, or forget to ask them questions, etc etc, and... like, I'm always working to be nice to my friends and to get better and better at friend-ing, but it just makes me feel more human about it :}

anyway I love you friends plz know I'm not counting, in fact I feel great affection toward you even (especially) when conversations go less than Perfectly Ideal