glitchpaladin
glitchpaladin
the evidence of things unseen
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king. 33. queer. she/her. video games, dnd, and tv. player two. egg. plague doctor.
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glitchpaladin · 2 hours ago
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More Lesbianism now
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glitchpaladin · 10 hours ago
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somewhere out there right now is a kid with curly hair being raised by people who have wavy hair at best and those people are giving them 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner and telling them to dry brush it. and that kid is gonna spend all of middle school and high school hating their hair and moping over the flat iron. they're being told right now that if they don't dry-brush their curl pattern into oblivion every morning it means they're unkempt and gross even though they naturally have the kind of ringlets that a thousand bridezillas would commit horrible murders for every june. it's happening right now it's an absolute epidemic and a tragedy every time
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glitchpaladin · 13 hours ago
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i really do miss the golden days of tumblr creation and interaction but i wanna say that i also love that us gifmakers are still here even tho even reaching 1k on something is a miracle. we love giffing and creating and that is awesome. even if i’m not in your fandom and maybe a gifset has under 100 notes i know the work and love that went into creating that and i see you and appreciate you 🔆
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glitchpaladin · 13 hours ago
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when one of your shy mutuals puts something WILD in the tags
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glitchpaladin · 1 day ago
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going forward i will only consume problematic media
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glitchpaladin · 2 days ago
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lottie and shauna both work as a moral scapegoat for the rest of the yellowjackets. in a way, we can draw parallels between teen shauna and adult lottie and teen lottie and adult shauna, based on the way they're treated by the team, and how they feel about their actions, in this essay i will-
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glitchpaladin · 2 days ago
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*Mutual reblogs something you posted*
Me: They still like me. Thank God.
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glitchpaladin · 4 days ago
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It's all easy if you have suitable tools ...
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glitchpaladin · 4 days ago
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glitchpaladin · 5 days ago
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i cannot emphasize how much fandom interactions are important and how i feel deeply grateful for the people who encourage to spread love. i appreciate people who reblog and comment or send asks to their favorite blogs. i am grateful for people who create appreciation blogs (like bouquets-for-fandoms and plushies-for-fandom). i appreciate people who make spotlight posts for underrated creators. see these kind of things are the pillars of the community. it not only gives a shouout to the creator/blog but makes them feel welcomed in the community and encourage them to do more of what they love. so truly, thank you to everyone on this site who makes people feel seen.
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glitchpaladin · 5 days ago
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extremely unsexy of adhd to make me both very annoying and very sensitive to the concept of being perceived as annoying
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glitchpaladin · 5 days ago
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yall if i was misa in this scene im not even kidding i would’ve gone like actually feral. if a hot, strange, deep-voiced death god knelt down to be eye level with me and told me they were my ally and were trying to protect me i would’ve kissed them sloppy style right then and there. i’m talking leaving cartoonish red kissy marks all over their face and walking away with bruised and bloodied lips. i’m not even playing rn
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glitchpaladin · 5 days ago
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Having a traumatic childhood means you cannot talk even objectively about your basic foundational experiences without it being "venting", even if you're not actually venting. You just straight up have a huge chunk of your life you can't talk about, full stop, without it being trauma dumping.
And it not being socially acceptable to talk about your own childhood is super alienating. Sometimes people want to know why, and any answer you can give them is going to be off putting.
It's to the point I get irritated when something I said is framed as venting when I'm literally just talking about my life experiences, doing my best to keep emotion out of it.
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glitchpaladin · 6 days ago
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making people laugh is literally the best feeling ever
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glitchpaladin · 6 days ago
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glitchpaladin · 7 days ago
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some people need to hear this: popularity on tumblr dot com is worthless. what matter is that you treat people kindly. hope this helps <3
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glitchpaladin · 7 days ago
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i'm trying to flirt with this noblewoman but she keeps asking me to demonstrate my flawless sword technique and i don't think she realizes how much effort i'm putting in to make my tits bounce while doing so
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