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For Vanny: If the pizzeria was on fire and you could only save one animatronic, which one would it be?

Helpy.

Bitch.

Furry.

YOU LITERALLY HAVE A FURSUIT

YOU LITERALLY ARE A FURSUIT

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I am mimic.

You want to know my secret?

I have penis.

*GASP*

I already knew that why did i-nevermind

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Do you guys like ice cream?

Elizabeth liked Ice cream.

Yeah, what ten year old doesn't like ice cream?

Can't you let a man grieve?

Didn't you experiment on your kids?

I did?

Anyway I like popsicles

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What do you two get up to?

Me and Vanny?

Oh, Nothing much...just the usual

*CHILDREN SCREAMING IN THE BACKGROUND*

Unfortunately that's only Stock noises,

I still don't have a physical Body...

A certain someone is taking a looooong time with that Stupid Game.

... (←Has completed the game weeks ago but forgot to tell Glitch)

But to seriously answer your question?

Well. We do the occasional Hide and seek game, movie night, That one time I got a virus and me and Vanny-

*Gets tackled to the ground by Vanny*

Ouch.

Anyway, We really don't do anything here.

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Hi Vanny!!!

Smile for the camera!

I wanna kill myself so *FREDDYING* bad...

I SAID ️S̴̨̛͇̺͇͕̟̘͎̗͖̙͍̭̞̒͆̀͝M̴̨̦͓̰̌͆̉̃̄͆͜ͅI̸̡̛̳͌̉͋͐͒̍L̴̢̥̞͚̫̠̰̳͍̹͎̠̲̺̳͛̾͌̆́̂̒͗̓͝ͅĚ̵̢̧̛̦̼̜̲͕͕͍̤̙͉͓́̅͒̽̍̐͋͜͝

okay jeez.

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*Plays an Airhorn right in your face when you're sleeping*

*Glitchtrap does not react, for he is in shut down mode*

*Vanessa, On the other end...*

THE *SHIFT* WAS THAT!?

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Someone tells me I look like that Bastard I kill myself

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I'll get you pregnant one way or another

Usually I'm the one that gets men pregnant

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Thoughts on Secrets of the mimic?

This mimic is full of secrets and I don't like it.

Nuh-uh, Not one Bit.

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Glitch why you so 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

Why not.

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Glitch do you believe in God?

Of course I believe in myself.

But, if I'm not wrong, Henry was a mormon, Kinda weird. Because he drank coffee all the time.

Also because he fucked men but...According to my sources of watching one YouTube video about the topic, if you were a gay man and a mormon you'd get a TV show

OOC:

Did y'all know that Mormons Baptise dead people??? THAT WEREN'T MORMONS IN LIFE????

You've been showing up too much lately

That's it, back in the box

NOOOOOOOO

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Happy Father’s Day!

Thanks.

Last year Micheal got me a Molotov cocktail,

I mean he did throw it at me, but it's the thought that counts

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*gets SUUUUUPER close to your ear*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(Note: Despite Glitchtrap's form suggesting otherwise, His ears are at normal human height. Why? Because why not?)

Honey, my ears are down here

*Gets screamed at exactly into his ears*

AHHHHH

HOW COULD I NOT FORSEE THIS

(Rip pewpaw)

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Aww widdle bun bunn 🥺🥺 *pat pat*

I am a 80 year old man.

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Glitchtrap may I sit on it

On what

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OOC:

Just remembered this Blog's version of Glitchtrap is basically A William Afton/Spring Bonnie love child

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Aren't you the mimic???

Who?

OOC: according to the FNAF wiki it's unknown.

I personally think it's William Afton, though

Not this version, but Canon Glitchtrap is

Wait what's that supposed to mean-

*CONNECTION TERMINATED*