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He frowed up

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who would win a 10000 year old demon lord or a 5'0" twink with a light saber

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Gomez and Morticia Addams got divorced. I woke up mortified and with a sense of inexplicable dread.

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We can't jerk off or ibuprofen our way out of this one fellas

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Listen I know all you girlies out there watched The Bear and now you want a strung out skinny linecook bf but linecooks are very hard to care for.

We need to be fed a pack of Marlboro reds a day, and we cannot survive on water, we need energy drinks.

Also, it’s important to give your line cook proper enrichment. Tossing an 8ball of meth into his enclosure can make a world of difference in your line cook’s well-being.

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Alexis Mincolla getting strange on the range . Joshua Tree California 2021

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There is a criminal lack of trans Link x Zelda content :/

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Long hair Obito looks like a lil baby Madara

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horny doesn’t always mean wanting to have sex. sometimes it means wanting to be beat up or stabbed or smth

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I’m done being kind and soft. Going back to being the raging dickhead I was when I was 20.

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it’s difficult to be a dom with anarchist leanings.

my sub will be like “i have to tell you something… i broke a rule. i’ll accept whatever punishment you see fit.” and i’m like. rise up comrade you have nothing to lose but your padded restraints. no doms no masters. oh you want me to spank you. yeah i can do that.

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If someone ever was sucking my strap I would be able to feel it due to my delusional and hypochondriac nature

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Yep, sometimes I gotta beat the ladies off me with a stick

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Give it up for my favorite crackheads in love

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group chats and servers scare me so much i will drop in there once every 3 months to show a picture of my cat or a screenshot of a game im playing and then ill disappear from the face of the earth forever