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reposting this from twitter bc it's making me lose my mind

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all of steven universe is now on the IA

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We should restart that trend where you post a list of characters you relate to and people comment what they say about you, that was fun

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okaaayyy horses

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the most annoying people are people who don't understand storytelling. they be like "oooo how convenient that this thing happened to the main character in the very beginning". yeah no shit. that's why the story begins here

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Hooters is just an extremely American take on a maid cafe if you think about it

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truly nothing about house md prepares you for wilson. he's fucking insane. he's been divorced three times. he's the only person who can scheme just as well as house. he gives a patient his own liver bc he felt bad for him - a patient who didn't even know wilson's name. btw. he noticed a patient had depression bc he never mentioned his grandkids. he starred in a porno. he dosed house with antidepressants for several weeks. he allowed his boybestie and his gf to share custody of him and didn't even try to stop it. house told him to buy a piece of furniture that represented who he was, and he bought a $4000+ organ for house. he was gonna torpedo his career to talk abt euthanasia bc one of his patients suffered longer than he had to. he let house move into his 1 bed apartment bc his therapist thought it'd be a good idea. this man would do anything for anybody if they let him. he'd fucking quit his job to save a snail off the sidewalk. bro is not normal in the slightest

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horsecomix is back baby

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aquarium outfit inspo

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drabble MUST be 100 words. double drabble MUST be 200 words. triple drabble MUST be 300 words. having an exact word limit is in fact part of the challenge. if u cant hit any of those just call it a ficlet it's ok

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"what are your pronouns?" well im mixed, she/her on my mothers side and he/him on my fathers side, either works

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*looks at books* too tired for you *looks at films* too tired for you *looks at art supplies* too tired for you *eyes fall on tumblr* oho ho

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but your honour thats my emotional support word i overuse

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dashboard simulator

mutual 1: IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF

mutual 2, 5, 9 and 7: [unrelated disco elysium fanart reblogs]

mutual 3: buying two-ply toilet paper makes you part of the bourgeoisie. stop fucking sending me anons about it i literally doooont care

mutual 4: i want a robot gf so i can spray her with the garden hose and then fill her with rice as a sex thing

mutual 1: JUST MASTURJACKED MY MEATUMS #NEVERKILLYOURSELF

mutual 5: guess who just got diagnosed with another personality disorder

mutual 6: [my little pony fancomic reblog where one of them is smoking weed]

mutual 7: i NEED him to skin me alive and wear me as a coat sooooooooo bad its not even funny dude

mutual 8: [spotify link with 1 note]

mutual 9: [20 informal posts in a row about various birds]

mutual 10: does anybody know how to do anything at all

mutual 1: CAUSE WHEN WE JUMPING AND POPPING WE JOPPING

mutual 11: [filtered post]

mutual 12: [filtered post]

mutual 13: [filtered post]

mutual 6: i am placin blocks & shit cuz im in fuckin minecraft. flint and steel. flint and steel. chicken jockey. flint and steel. chicken jockey

mutual 14: [filtered post]

mutual 1: [blurry flash picture of them running through the woods]

mutual 15: [filtered post]

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huuuuge fan of little phrases you can add to the end of your sentences just for fun. "if you even care" and "btw" and "I fear" have done sooo much for my vocabulary. if you even care