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an approximation of the very strange mumbled conversation between the boys while Steven frothed the drinks during the TMS LIVE special
Ryan: sometimes i just buy a carton of egg whites from trader joes…
Shane: you just chug it?
Ryan: no actually i get an iv and just main line it
Shane: actually itd be cool to just pour it all over your face feel like you got slimed by a xenomorph
Ryan: oh thats a completely different thing
Shane:…or yknow like neo when he wakes up(…?)what it would feel like to be born again just sort of come out wet with like warm fluid on your face
Ryan: warm from the uterus as you like to say
Shane: warm n wet n sorta gooey no hair sorta looks like a mole rat a big shiny shiny mole rat
Ryan: like a very moist Tilda Swinton from avengers endgame
Shane: yes absolutely
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Shane: Making my way downtown
Shane: Walking fast
Shane:
Shane: Walking slightly slower so my steps match with Ryan’s because he’s short.
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This tbh
y’all i truly do understand that being depressed is hard as shit but you cannot be dropping how much you hate yourself into completely unrelated conversations
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the only reason i know this is fanfic. read fanfic, save lives

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RPF fandoms function differently from other fandoms. It’s a lot harder to find your footing. Where does everyone hang out? Which blogs are Shyan friendly, or actively Shyan shippers? Which fics should I read?
This post will hopefully help you out in your fist fandom steps. Welcome to the SHYAN STARTER PACK.
The first step is FINDING YOUR PEOPLE.
A lot of shippers tend to be quiet on tumblr or twitter. We don’t post on the main tags (and neither should you). Instead, we congregate in spaces MADE for shipping, like the SHYAN SHIPPING SOCIETY, a 130+ member discord server for fans 16+.
If you’re under 16, you can grab an RPS role on the BUZZFEED UNSOLVED server, and talk Shyan in the appropriate channels!
If you’re looking for Shyan blogs to follow or reblog from, start off with some Shyan friendly blogs: @wetookanoath, @queerunsolved, @itsashyanshame, @hailwatcher, @spooky-chapscher, @helloitsvehere, @bottomryanrights, @ghoulfriends, @pinksweatshirtbergara, @lesbianbergara, @thethirteenthcrow, @cdaemons.
Then we FIND THE CONTENT.
Keep reading
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When you write an amazing line and can’t tell if you’re a genius or just accidentally plagiarized it from a book you read seven years ago:

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Zaaaaan <3 anon buckets of loooove, you are awesome and also one of the very first people I talked to back at the server, so thanks for always being there and working hard and helping people feel part of something special <3 Happy Valentine's Day <3
are you AJ
::sus::
LOVE YOU SM ANON
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HAPPY VAL DAY BABEY 💕
-bump daddy
LIRRRRR RHANDNSMSNSMSSNSMS
LOVE YA TOO DADDY
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Are you a firework? Because you are a glitter explosion!
I wish you a lovely Valentine’s Day!
From:Banjo
I LOVE GLITTER
thANKKKK ILYT🥺❤️
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Zan, you are a shining beacon of hilarity and fun. You light up the server with your presence and your jokes and you always put a smile on my face to see you. You make this server 100% better than it already is just by being there.
Happy Valentine's Day Zaddy
- ❤️
MSNSKDJDJE YOU ARE SO KIND
i love you sm too 🥺
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PLEASE have mercy
me and @thethirteenthcrow have approximately 500 wips
The best ship dynamic: Two halves of the same idiot
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OH SHIT
we should write a shyan fic of an ajzan au
The best ship dynamic: Two halves of the same idiot
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So I came across a post earlier talking about the age of consent in the US and someone mention that it was not the universal age of consent. I totally agree, since the US isn’t ruling the world, so it can be annoying for a non-American to always have US law push on us.
Actually, it can be really annoying/tiring to be from somewhere else than the US and/or not having English for first language (like French, for example), because Tumblr is so US-English centred that other things are dismiss often because it’s not their reality. End of my parentheses, this is not entirely the subject of that post.
So, let start with the US and no, the age of consent to sexual act isn’t the same for the whole country, there are different age of consent depending on which state you live in:
■63% where you need to be minimum 16 y.o ■16% where you need to be minimum 17 y.o ■21% where you need to be minimum 18 y.o
So yeah, probably for a lot of folks, their argument of “Under 18 is illegal” is false, since more than half of the US as for age of consent 16 years old.
[source1] [source2] [source3] [source4]
Of course, probably like most of the non-American on Tumblr, I don’t go by their law since it’s not my country. I go more specifically by Canada law (since it’s where I live), in which the age of consent is 16 years old in all his provinces and territories. There is no exception in the Canada, it is 16 everywhere.
AND, I’m not finished, under 16, some group of age are able to consent if their partner enter the age-gap permit by the law, which are called “close in age exception”, let see:
■12-13; less than 2 years [so maximum is 12-14 & 13-15] ■14-15; less than 5 years [so maximum is 14-19 & 15-20]
BUT, before someone comes at me all “but 16 are too young to date a 26 year old uwu”, no! By the law, it is legal in Canada, whatever you believe. There are very specific exception that could make that would cancel that law, both for the 16-17 y.o and the close age category:
■The older partner can’t by in a situation of authority or trust (ex: teacher or coach) ■The younger partner can’t by dependant of there partner, for care or support ■If the older partner is exploiting there younger partner
*To note that once you are older than 18, you are legally able to consent in every situation, like those listed above.
[source1] [source2] [source3] [source4]^
So yeah, this was me being annoyed by American trying to push on me the whole “it’s illegal if under 18”, because 1) learn law about your own country*, 2) the whole planet isn’t American and 3) this is too often us to harass folks over fictional characters and ship.
Feel free to add laws of others country or precise some from the US, I’m not a lawyer, I still tried my best.
*until proven otherwise, it is not 18+ in every States of the US.
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So I came across a post earlier talking about the age of consent in the US and someone mention that it was not the universal age of consent. I totally agree, since the US isn’t ruling the world, so it can be annoying for a non-American to always have US law push on us.
Actually, it can be really annoying/tiring to be from somewhere else than the US and/or not having English for first language (like French, for example), because Tumblr is so US-English centred that other things are dismiss often because it’s not their reality. End of my parentheses, this is not entirely the subject of that post.
So, let start with the US and no, the age of consent to sexual act isn’t the same for the whole country, there are different age of consent depending on which state you live in:
■63% where you need to be minimum 16 y.o ■16% where you need to be minimum 17 y.o ■21% where you need to be minimum 18 y.o
So yeah, probably for a lot of folks, their argument of “Under 18 is illegal” is false, since more than half of the US as for age of consent 16 years old.
[source1] [source2] [source3] [source4]
Of course, probably like most of the non-American on Tumblr, I don’t go by their law since it’s not my country. I go more specifically by Canada law (since it’s where I live), in which the age of consent is 16 years old in all his provinces and territories. There is no exception in the Canada, it is 16 everywhere.
AND, I’m not finished, under 16, some group of age are able to consent if their partner enter the age-gap permit by the law, which are called “close in age exception”, let see:
■12-13; less than 2 years [so maximum is 12-14 & 13-15] ■14-15; less than 5 years [so maximum is 14-19 & 15-20]
BUT, before someone comes at me all “but 16 are too young to date a 26 year old uwu”, no! By the law, it is legal in Canada, whatever you believe. There are very specific exception that could make that would cancel that law, both for the 16-17 y.o and the close age category:
■The older partner can’t by in a situation of authority or trust (ex: teacher or coach) ■The younger partner can’t by dependant of there partner, for care or support ■If the older partner is exploiting there younger partner
*To note that once you are older than 18, you are legally able to consent in every situation, like those listed above.
[source1] [source2] [source3] [source4]^
So yeah, this was me being annoyed by American trying to push on me the whole “it’s illegal if under 18”, because 1) learn law about your own country*, 2) the whole planet isn’t American and 3) this is too often us to harass folks over fictional characters and ship.
Feel free to add laws of others country or precise some from the US, I’m not a lawyer, I still tried my best.
*until proven otherwise, it is not 18+ in every States of the US.
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