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CAPTAIN AMERICA: BRAVE NEW WORLD (2025) dir. Julius Onah.

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You just don’t understand.

THE FALCON AND THE WINTER SOLDIER 1.06 One World, One People

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I feel like next December you and all of your friends here will have to swallow your words and anger towards Bucky when he and Sam are the same friends they've been all this time 😂 it's gonna be so fun to witness

If we all make it to next December, please know without a doubt this fandom will still be toxic as fuck, of which your cowardly ass is a perfect example, and the writing from one project to the next will remain inconsistent at best and character assassinating at worst. Both of those facts are what we've been speaking on, but you lack critical thinking skills and a decent reading prescription to see that.

If TPTB choose to gloss over the poorly handled mess that was thunderbolts, that I wouldn't be shocked to find out your sorry ass loved, then it would just be more bad writing.

Nothing they do with doomsday will erase the horrible things this fandom has said about poc characters and to BIPOC fans. Nor will it overwrite their poor decisions in trying to make that failure of a group the Avengers.

It dayum sure won't erase the floptastic fact that tbolts was a cinematic failure.

So, enjoy holding onto your petty spite, I guess. Loser.

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What tumblr fails to grasp is that I’m not interested in community groups for the things I like because fans of my favorite things are often very wrong about them

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If any SamBucky mutuals are interested in some Jealous Bucky 5+1 vibes

But He Doesn't Know | Rated T | 3.5K words | jealousy/pining | getting together

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Xosha Roquemore + Harrison Ford Captain America: Brave New World [2025]

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The Office 6.01 "Gossip"

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SamSteve, Post-Endgame Canon Divergent, 5.3k words

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“Hey,” Natasha said, as she joined Steve on the couch. “What are you all dressed up for?”

Steve glanced down at himself, his face immediately flushing, even as he shook his head in denial.

“I’m not dressed up.”

“Yeah, you are.” She paused a beat, frowning thoughtfully before adding, “And you’re wearing cologne, new cologne.”

“This is my regular cologne, and these are my regular clothes,” he insisted, chin jutting out stubbornly, but Natasha just laughed.

“Sure, except that’s new cologne, and those are definitely new clothes,” she replied, evenly. “And I really only mentioned it in the first place to make conversation, because campus is dead I’m bored, but since you seem hell bent on lying about it—

“I’m not lying.”

“— now I’m really curious. So, what’s the occasion, Rogers?”

Steve took one look at the open amusement on Natasha’s face and decided his safest bet would be to turn on the television without saying another word. If she was already smirking at him this hard, there probably wasn’t a single response he could give, including the truth, that wouldn’t have her rolling on the floor laughing at his expense.

So he did just that.

“Wait, you’re really not going to answer me?” She asked in disbelief, after a solid minute of watching Steve stare stone faced at the tv while he switched aimlessly through the channels.

Although, honestly, she wasn’t that surprised. Steve could clam up with the best of them. Too bad for him though, Natasha was literally known for being able to break the best of them. One hour alone together and she could have the common room feeling about as comfortable as one of those old SHIELD holding cells if she wanted to. Fortunately for him, all she really wanted was some entertainment, and while she doubted it would be much of a challenge, finding out why Steve was all pressed and polished was better than sitting around twiddling her thumbs all night, so...

“Okay,” she said, voice deceptively nonchalant. “If you don’t want to tell me, I can always just—”

She stopped speaking abruptly, the sudden sounds of loud laughter and running feet coming from the nearby hallway having caught her attention. And apparently Steve’s too; his head whipped towards the doorway just the same as hers did. They were only the only two people scheduled to be holding down the fort. Everyone else was either on a mission or off somewhere enjoying the long weekend. And it wasn’t like they weren’t expecting company.

Or, maybe only she wasn’t. As she caught a glimpse of Steve’s face while they waited to see who was about to come inside, he didn’t seem quite as surprised as she was, or at all actually. In fact, he just looked… excited, maybe? And definitely a good deal happier than he had just a minute earlier.

Hmmm…

Thunk!

That was the very distinct sound of a body hitting the wall, followed by the even more distinct sound of Sam swearing, and then Bucky appeared, wearing a grin so wide it looked entirely foreign on his face.

“I win!”

“No you don’t,” Sam said, as he entered the room a second later. “You can’t win,” he folded his arms across his chest, “because you’re disqualified, cheater.”

“You cheated first,” Bucky said, folding his own arms, mockingly. “So you’re disqualified, cheater.”

“I didn’t cheat,” Sam argued, throwing his arms up. “When did I cheat?”

“You literally flew from the landing pad.”

“Yeah, because you started running, super soldier running,” he clarified. “How is that a fair race? Your super speed versus my regular human speed across campus? Pfft. Of course I flew.”

Bucky dropped his arms and leaned in to pat Sam’s cheek. “Aww sweetheart, there’s nothing regular about you.”

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hi besties in my phone. i hope today is so so good to you. i hope something special happens to remind you that it’s not always bad. ily.

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AVENGERS: ENDGAME (2019) dir. The Russo Brothers

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Everyone say thank you to the horny marvel artists for drawing Sam Wilson like this

From Captain America - Sam Wilson run

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Captain America (Anthony Mackie Movies), Captain America - All Media Types Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: James “Bucky” Barnes/Sam Wilson Characters: Joaquín Torres (Marvel), Sam Wilson, James “Bucky” Barnes, Maria Hill, Sharon Carter Additional Tags: Expanded Drabble, Nightclub Prompt from Tumblr, SamBucky headcanon prompt, Sam and Bucky go dancing on a mission and as a date, they don’t know it’s a date yet, Sharon Carter is a Matchmaker and a pain in the ass, everyone at SHIELD is taking bets on when they hook up Summary:

Sam knew he shouldn’t have trusted Sharon - not really - after that job in Madripoor.

Bucky knew it, too, but at some point, he realizes he’s fine with it.

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IRONHEART 1.01 - Take Me Home

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ok but we didn’t say they're not friends anymore 😂 that's the Sambucky Divorce Crowd saying it. We--OP and her horrible bucky hating friends--said his behavior is atrocious bc he seems to fuck over all the poc who help and befriend him, and he shouldn't have asked Sam shit like "hey can i run the new avengers with a stack of criminals even though i know you're putting together the new team" and we also said he shouldn't have sat there and allowed alexei to call Sam dumb. that's what we said.

so anon if you wanna laugh, do so, but laugh at the right crowd. we ain't the people crying divorce.

I feel like next December you and all of your friends here will have to swallow your words and anger towards Bucky when he and Sam are the same friends they've been all this time 😂 it's gonna be so fun to witness

If we all make it to next December, please know without a doubt this fandom will still be toxic as fuck, of which your cowardly ass is a perfect example, and the writing from one project to the next will remain inconsistent at best and character assassinating at worst. Both of those facts are what we've been speaking on, but you lack critical thinking skills and a decent reading prescription to see that.

If TPTB choose to gloss over the poorly handled mess that was thunderbolts, that I wouldn't be shocked to find out your sorry ass loved, then it would just be more bad writing.

Nothing they do with doomsday will erase the horrible things this fandom has said about poc characters and to BIPOC fans. Nor will it overwrite their poor decisions in trying to make that failure of a group the Avengers.

It dayum sure won't erase the floptastic fact that tbolts was a cinematic failure.

So, enjoy holding onto your petty spite, I guess. Loser.

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Beautiful Chris Evans as John