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my family fucked up my life by using spoonerisms interchangeably with their true phrase counterparts since before i was born and now i can’t escape from instinctively saying shit like “im gonna shake a tower”
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i didnt even realize this was a porn bot i was like yeah thats a regular text post on tumblr dot com
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Doing some deep reading into Cherokee history for the project that I'm working on and I am continually amazed how fucking funny old Cherokee leaders were
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MOSCHINO Menswear Pre-Fall 2023 (part 3) if you want to support this blog consider donating to: ko-fi.com/fashionrunways
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MOSCHINO Menswear Pre-Fall 2023 (part 1) if you want to support this blog consider donating to: ko-fi.com/fashionrunways
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Anyway if you see this you have to reblog and tag with a delight from ur day -- even the littlest thing counts
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i hate job hunting so much why couldn’t i have just been sent abroad as a girl to serve at the court of margaret of austria and then later to serve a succession of french queens so that i could return to the english court years later as a lady of sophistication and charm capable of causing one of the greatest religious schisms in european history
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my favorite x files episodes are when mulder and scully join a taskforce of Normal FBI Agents on a Normal FBI Operation like busting an organized crime ring or smth. Like imagine you're a normal bureaucrat at your federal cop job and there's two insanely attractive people whispering to each other in the corner of the conference room and you're like "hey who's that" and your coworker tells you "oh that's the Bigfoot division" and you're like "but we're busting an organized crime ring" and then the tall guy speaks up and is like "oh yeah this crime ring is being led by bigfoot. btw"
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🌸 Favourite Flower Fairies 🌸
Some of the art I’m using as inspiration for my Christmas tree this year 🌼
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