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Final Update: The Chosen Of God, The Protectors Of Mankind

UNKNOWN, 2047, Nearly a year after the world turned over in the rubble of the world a force has returned, after all the council forgot there were 3 Chosen of God, The Chaos Insurgency, the GOC, and the Messiah. Though the world was devastated, hope remains in the world for the remnants of Humanity. From deep below the earth to far away in the stars humanity endures. Though the council might have lost hope the people have not with their faith in the Messiah unbreakable.

The Chaos Insurgency in a massive attack led by their leader Christopher Susilo, have destroyed Site-19 and Site-0. SCP-079 in an unsurprising revenge move against its jailors nuked all remaining Foundation Sites, crippling their systems. The 05 Council after being captured were taken into custody of the CI and were [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] in an undisclosed location.

The GOC on the other hand emerged from their city in the sea Ganzir as well as from the Moon and beyond. All over the earth the people of Earth breath a sigh of relief as anomalous aid is distributed. Food and medical equipment mass produced in Ganzir has helped to recover cities. The people of Israel have begun the ultimate zionist movement, spreading among the stars far from the solar system. On the other hand the final Chosen of God the Armies of the Faithful have begun to reconstruct the world with what remains of their believers.

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Update 5.8: They Wandered in the Wilderness… the Aliyah to Space

UNKNOWN, 2046 — The Holy Land & Beyond — And it came to pass in the year of trembling that the remnant of Israel, guided by the hidden hand of the Da’at Yichud and under the shadow of celestial prophecy, proclaimed the fulfilment of Aliyah shel Acharit HaYamim—the Final Return. Citing Isaiah 11:11, “And it shall come to pass in that day that the Lord shall set his hand again the second time to recover the remnant of His people”, the State of Israel unveiled Project Solomon, an exodus not of deserts, but of stars.

Vast ark-ships, holding three thousand people in each, sanctified and humming with esoteric technologies, rose from the Judean earth like chariots of fire. The first bore aloft the banner of the Twelve Tribes—and in a moment beyond history, the Zion of Heaven was born. Alongside them, in an unprecedented act of mercy and political finality, thousands of Palestinian civilians were also taken aboard and granted citizenship in the New Covenant above. Mossad's Occult Affairs Branch declared simply, “The exile ends now—for all sons of Abraham.” Reports confirm that as the first ark breached the stratosphere, the Anthem of the United Partisan Movement echoed across the Sefirot Relay, resonating from Jerusalem to lunar orbit with the harrowing refrain: “We set out on a road again; a road without an end…”

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Update 5.7: Monsters Emerge From The Sea

UNKNOWN, 2046, From the ashes of the world in irradiated oceans, massive monsters have emerged across the world. Twisted abominations of flesh and radiation as if emerging from hell itself, except this is worse since we have seen hell. Across broken cities the remaining survivors which are numerous in number are being terrorised. However it seems that the monsters are not evil, seemingly writhing around in pain. Mechabidens, though crippled by radiation, are engaging the monsters providing hope for the future. Despite everything, belief in the messiah and the three saviors are strong hoping for the world to be rebuilt. The radiation has already settled, go forth and build a new tomorrow.

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Update 5.6: Al-Qiyamah 75:1… the Day of Judgement and Resurrection

UNKNOWN, 2045, THE WORLD - The hour was never recorded. The date, forgotten by fire. As if the heavens themselves had been torn; judgement fell—not in angels or trumpets, but in a thousand suns. From the banks of the Limmat to the ruins of Karbala, the world was scorched by the blinding flash of global annihilation. Cities vanished in an instant—ghosted into ash. Rivers boiled, cathedrals melted, Kaijus roamed across the earth, and the blood of Christ turned to vapour rising to meet the bruised and blackened firmament. The night sky, once the dwelling of dreams, now mirrors only dust and decay.

And yet, amid the silence of mass death, hope remained—not naïve, but defiant. Those who heard the voice of Nostradamus gathered under the shadow of his prophecy. The faithful walked with the Mahdi through irradiated deserts and hollowed capitals, not to escape but to rebuild. Reports confirm that nearly half of humanity perished* in moments—but the other half stood. Led by the remnants of the UNGOC and the Armies of the Faithful, scattered survivors cling to a single truth: that from ash, paradise may still be made—if not by God’s mercy, then by mankind’s will.

*Unconfirmed reports say that Israel was not bathed in the nuclear fire, with the whole population still alive; the Iron Dome had shot down all the ICBMs which were being pointed at the nation. One message was relayed across the Middle East through the Sefirot Relay: “לא נלך כצאן” (We will not go like sheep to the slaughter)

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Update 5.5 The Mass Attack

27th March, Colorado, In a massive attack the nations of the world have finally marched to attack the sites of the SCP Foundation. Site-07 and Site-666 have been destroyed by massive numbers of forces overwhelming the anomalous shields and defense systems. In particular, Site-666 and the entirety of Las Vegas completely collapsed into hell, which, though it destroyed the site, created a portal directly into hell.

On the other hand Site-43 was able to be captured but unfortunately a cognitohazard was distributed scrambling the language centers of all troops followed by suffocation and sudden combustion. All forces used in the attack were killed, however the site was destroyed. GOC experts say that cognitohazard training could have prevented this.

Finally Site-19 located in the middle of Colorado is the largest and most protected site, still standing. The Gate Guardian, when asked to assist, delivered one message “אני לא מכיר אותך” before closing the gate and leaving this reality. Forces sent to attack Site-19 were completely annihilated in desperate mass charges, with no artillery and no armored support; even the blessed Saint champions of the Catholic Church couldn't succeed. All forces were killed in the attack however a second attack could succeed in destroying Site-19.

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Update 5.4 The South East Asian War

3 March, 2046, Jayapura - In the silence of midnight, multiple reports of bombings in Papua were reported on air bases and civilian infrastructure. This was then followed by a massive bombing on the Jayapura, though only half the city was destroyed, this caused many civilian and military garrison casualties. With the attack, Papuan forces who were ordered to naval invade Java had failed to reach land due to coastal defenses by UNSEA. This would be followed by a counter-invasion by UNSEA forces with independent military support.

As the attack escalated, many more Papuan forces would enter Indochina regions. These forces managed to enter important naval cities across the eastern coast of the Indochina region. They would be held back by present UNSEA and national garrisons. Only time will tell how this will escalate.

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Update 5.3: The Clock Moves Closer To Midnight

12th February 2046, North Dakota, All nuclear weapons have now been hacked expect the Russians whose systems are so outdated that SCP-079 is having difficulty hacking into the system. For some unknown reason the nations of the UNGOC barely did anything to prevent the hack and now are poised to see the world end. We now await the nuclear fire to rain down upon the earth.

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Update 5.2 The Irish Continent

1st January, 2046 - New Year's Day, London, In a massive operation the New Provisional Irish Republican Army (NPIRA) has taken the entire United Kingdom with ease. With the seizure of parliament, the United Kingdom is no more and, surprisingly, neither is the European Confederation. The shadow president of the European Confederation, who happens to be the leader of the NPIRA, Yosef Ben Dawid, has declared the Stát Naomh Éireannach, or the Holy Irish State, stretching from Iceland to Ukraine and from Svalbard to Malta. With faith in the Messiah, Yosef Ben Dawid, even the people of England have accepted this new order. The GOC have additionally opened an office in London, however are waiting for a Cabinet Directive to call them into the effort.

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Update 5.1: The “End” of the UNSEA Civil War

25th December, 2045, Bangkok –  After a long, raging conflict between Southeast Asian nations over the once fought-for issue of independence and sovereignty, the UNSEA government, along with the rebel forces, has come to a truce. This truce came about with the president of UNSEA negotiating for peace and unity against future threats. After moments of negotiating, both sides have come to an agreement to peace.

This agreement also came with independence for the Indochinese nations such as Myanmar, Thailand, Laos, Cambodia, and Vietnam, along with Indonesia’s autonomy from the UNSEA. After agreeing on sovereignty and moving the Headquarters to Singapore, all nations agreed to form the United Front of Southeast Asia to deter any future threats

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Update 4.5: Black Friday… Crash?

24th of November, 2045, Wall Street –  On what should have been a peaceful Black Friday, a group of ultra-wealthy investors – led by Times “Man of the Year” and walking market omen Andrew Susilo Marcellus – triggered an economic avalanche. In a matter of hours, over $520 billion in stock was dumped like leftover Thanksgiving turkey, sending the markets into a tailspin not seen since Black Monday in 1987. Analysts had predicted an 8% month-on-month growth in the S&P 500. Instead, they got the financial equivalent of being drop-kicked into a fireplace.

With the economy screeching to a halt, bankers are reenacting Wall Street scenes from skyscraper windows, while America’s middle class get to explain to their kids why coal is back in fashion. Some say this crash was coordinated. Others say Andrew Susilo just had a funny feeling in his gut. Regardless, Christmas is cancelled, credit is gone, and it turns out the real winter storm wasn’t outside; it was Nasdaq.

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Update 4.4 American Invasion of Mexico

2nd October, 2045 - Mexico City, US Forces have moved to capture Mexico after failed negotiations. Originally planning to move massive amounts of refugees into Mexico the Mexican government utterly refused. The President Hamala Karris said “When the Mexicans came seeking refuge you refused us, we are simply returning the favour”. In another statement General Amirsyah of 2nd Mexican Armored Regiment said that “California has always been the historical territory of the Mexican people, we are simply taking it back.”.

In a massive campaign US forces fought in massive waves against Mexican troops, however with a massive numbers advantage and desperation for their families the campaign succeeded. However this is not all good as Mexican resistance fighters are still fighting in the mountains and in urban areas reminiscent of Afghanistan. Furthermore Mexico simply does not have enough resources to sustain the American population and without further development the North American Continent will starve.

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Update 4.3: The Burden of Gog… Israel’s Holy Crusade against Russia

September 20th, 2045 - And lo, a flash brighter than a thousand suns fell upon the ancient city of St Petersburg, as Israel loosed the Seal of Fire — a Kabbalistic weapon, anointed not by man but by covenant. Crafted in the shadow of the Golden Revolution and infused with names not spoken aloud, the warhead sang a psalm of vengeance – Psalm 44 – as it descended. It was said to seek not coordinates, but guilt; not targets, but sins. Though aimed at Moscow, it turned itself mid-flight, as if by divine judgement, and found St. Petersburg more guilty in the balance. In its wake: two million vanished in flame and salt, the Leningrad Oblast reduced to ash and molten glass, as prophecy wept into history.

A second sun then bloomed above Rome, silent yet screaming. The Eternal City, once home to Caesars and pontiffs, now trembled under the gaze of divine wrath channelled through uranium and numerology. The message carved in plasma was not political—it was eschatological: “If you continue to persist in your purges against others, we will be releasing more to come.” Analysts remain stunned; the faithful are divided. But the Word had been made flesh, and no tongue could now deny it.

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Update 4.2 Nuclear Arsenals Are Being Hacked

September 11th, 2045 - SCP-079 has been uploaded into the internet and has begun hacking into the world's nuclear arsenals. Currently the Indian and Pakistani nuclear arsenals have been hacked, with Israel and North Korea soon to be hacked as well. If SCP-079 is able to take control of all nuclear arsenals it will cause the end of the world. However there is a way out as it will take time to hack into more advanced nuclear arsenals.

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Update 4.1: The Rivers of Blood…

July 4th, 2045 – A horror of biblical proportions now walks among men.

Across Eastern Europe, a pestilence known only as “The Plague” has begun to consume the land—turning cities into living tombs of grotesque, undulating flesh. First reported in the ruins of Kharkiv, the disease has since spread like divine wrath, engulfing regions from Sevastopol to the Carpathians in an ever-expanding tide of mutation. Entire towns have been swallowed whole – homes, livestock, and human bodies now indistinguishable from a single crimson mass. Ukrainian sources report red skies over affected zones, the stench of rot hovering like incense above decimated settlements.

This convergence of anomalous contagions—SCP-610 (The Flesh That Hates), SCP-008 (The Zombie Virus), and SCP-217—echoes the ten plagues of Exodus in apocalyptic synthesis. What Pharaoh feared, the Earth now faces. But unlike the Nile turned to blood or swarms of locusts, this is no divine punishment – it is a man-made curse, born of hubris and Russian biowarfare. The Russian Federation’s desperate invocation of weaponised anomalies during the Second Invasion of Ukraine has ruptured containment lines and triggered a contagion spiral that may soon reach the heartlands of Europe.

As governments burn the afflicted and border states collapse into martial law, whispers abound: that this is but the first of many signs. That the flesh is only the beginning.

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Update 3.9 Were From The UN And Were Here To Help

June 4th 2045, In a surprising move after a period of silence the GOC has returned more powerful than ever before. Carefully recruiting people from war torn lands and from oppressive regimes they now are one of the most powerful forces on Earth. After being sidetracked by constructing a base on the Moon and further beyond as well as expanding Ganzir the GOC has taken concrete steps as one of the Chosen of God. GOC land and air forces have been deployed worldwide alongside GOC humanitarian aid.

In the US the GOC has begun helping US forces evacuate locations affected by the Yellowstone eruption by evacuating them towards safer areas in the Eastern United States. The sight of US and GOC forces working together is inspiring and people hope this will be an omen for the future. On the other side of the world the GOC is preparing to deploy into Europe to create a peacekeeping zone in Russia. The GOC has stated to the UNGOC that they are willing to collaborate through a cabinet directive.

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