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A puppy is one who upholds and maintains heavenly principle. A puppy is a noble and honorable being, incorruptible to the whims of evil. A puppy knows bravery, honesty, is of sharp mind, and conducts themself with the proper intent and sense any puppy should. Though a puppy may be led astray from their sacred path, a lost puppy will always know the way to return by following their heart. This is puppies.

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god bless evil fucked up madoka and evil fucked up homura they make me laugh everytime i see them

you can hear the pain in that evil tweet from homura

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look at my mechanic bro 

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Fuck the person you reblog this from, reblog to give YOURSELF bigger tits!

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Girl wearing a collar and leash with a big orange vest that reads "Therapy Dog" cheerfully ordering two cheeseburgers for herself and the socially anxious girl holding the other end of the leash

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zendaya is meechee

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my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

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I LOVE YURI AND YAOI !!!!!!!!

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so my sister's dog is named communist gun, but we call him red. right? and every once in a while when she wants him to jump on someone she goes "red scare!" and recently ive been trying to get him to jump on people when i go "mccarthyism!" but it's not working yet

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roll her a joint & suck on them tiddies

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OK, but what if you cuddled up to me in bed and I made a cute little noise and did a little happy wiggle? Ever think about that?

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mr sandman was playing in this gas station and the cashier and i both sang “man me a sand” at the same fucking time without hesitation