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America has… a LOT of sugar in things. Almost every mass produced food product in america has an ungodly amount of sweeteners, everything is obnoxiously sweet. When i visited, the thing i missed most was just… normal bread rolls that didn’t have a metric ton of sugar in them. The only ways you weren’t going to get sugary bread rolls was to go to local bakeries, which tended to cost an arm and a leg more than they do in europe, or to make your own. The first thing i ate when i got back home was literally bread and butter i missed it that much.

Overseas followers if you think our language is weird, just know that in Australia we have replaced the tradition of Sunday Church with a new tradition of going to a hardware store to eat sausages in the carpark.

Here is JFK's daughter attending one as part of a diplomatic mission of the American Ambassador (and no we are 100% not making this up).

At one point the hardware store banned people putting onion on top of their sausages due to all the injuries from people dropping them, and it was a national news story/outrage for weeks.

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The thing is. Titrations teach chemists how to improvise because they’re piece of shit experiments that do what they want. He clearly stuck the landing on the actual brewing so clearly he’s good at titrations. Does…. This mean he’s so good at titrations he gets them perfect every time? Has he NEVER had to improvise during a titration? NEVER spilled anything during it? It baffles me

Have you seen nilered's video about making coffee from scratch?

It's euhhh..... interesting....

Oh god what did he do now kfjdslkjf

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Saw a post about whether Johnny Bravo would date a trans woman, and now the thought is in my head and I hate being able to picture exactly how that conversation goes, so now I have to write it out.

You ask him, as a hypothetical question. He says he doesn't know what that word means, but you said "women" so now he's interested. No, the other word. He doesn't know what "hypothetical" means. He interrupts your explanation to let you know that sounds boring, he doesn't want to know what "hypothetical" means. What was that other word, you said "women".

You try to explain as simply as you can, being frequently interrupted by reminders that he is uninterested in abstract concepts and unfamiliar terminology. He doesn't know what a chromosome is. He doesn't want to know what a chromosome is. He is unsure how any of this subject is related to the ladies but he's optimistic about it.

After about half an hour, he finishes with asking "ok but what's the difference". After a while of unfruitful back and forth, you understand what he's asking what is the difference to him, how does this distinction affect him and his immediate surroundings. You have no idea how to word this in a way that would be understandable to a gerbil with A1 level english skills.

"If... If trans women are women, there's... More women?"

"More women. Nice. Then let's go with that one."

He walks into the sunset, leaving you unsure whether anything of value was actually achieved. As a matter of fact it feels likely that instead of you enlightening him, he actually managed to make you stupider.

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haunter i hardly know er

on a mission to find all of the best 2 stage pokemon evolution "She [X] on my [X] till i [X]"

e.g.: she hoppip on my skiploom till i jumpluff

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just found out about this cute little birdy and i am in love

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Ive made it my life’s work (the occasional 3 minutes of youtube shorts i see once a week) to responds to comments using that language telling them its ok to be uncensored and proving it by listing every single word they censor uncensored

The tik tokification of 'bad words' like sex/seggs suicide/unalive pedohile/PDFile grape/rape only originally censored because of moderation rules but now in colloquial (online) speech is going to send me to an early grave

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Whenever this happens to me i choose one of three options: 1) sleep honk mimimi 2) get something with sugar in it (i often dont recognise when i’m low sugar) and eat it because sometimes low blood sugar can just make you feel SUPER depressed and helps strengthen executive dysfunction or 3) lie down and do nothing (maybe music sometimes) for a while. Sometimes your brain just really needs a break even if you want to do something, and that 10-15 minutes of nothing is really good.

You ever have that "hungry but nauseous" feeling about activities? Like you really really want to do something and you've got plenty of fun hobbies and things you could pick from but all of the options turn your stomach so you're just laying there bored and angry about it.

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Referred to as “the Dusseldorf patient” to protect his privacy, researchers said he is the fifth confirmed case of an HIV cure. Although the details of his successful treatment were first announced at a conference in 2019, researchers could not confirm he had been officially cured at that time.

Today, researchers announced the Dusseldorf patient still has no detectable virus in his body, even after stopping his HIV medication four years ago.

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I’ve um. I might have found another winner. I cannot for the life of me remember the fic, but i DO have screenshots. The author, even after we found out the protagonist’s name, continued to write ‘the protagonist’ EVERY SINGLE TIME THEY WERE ON SCENE.

Also it’s just the most insane writing i’ve ever seen.

To clarify the second image is describing someone other than the protagonist.

"the tallest" "the brit" "the ravenette" "the oldest" "the pinkette" "the colorblind" "the smallest"

Please I beg you just use names and pronouns

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I recognise their profile picture i think i. I gotta play less roblox.

My bacteria means I like it.

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i used to do this musical theatre day camp when i was a teenager & for the most part the performances were u know. well-known musicals by enthusiastic teens w no sets or costumes rehearsed over a couple of days. you can imagine.

but anyway one year they put on Little Shop of Horrors, a show that is notably difficult to stage on a budget of no money due to typically featuring well u know a giant plant puppet.

the way they decided to stage this was, they got a bunch of green rubber gloves. when Audrey II first appeared he was 1 kid using their gloved hand like a puppet. u know what i mean.

but then as Audrey II got bigger they had more and more kids put on green gloves and join the plant. when a character got eaten their actor would become part of the plant.

by the end of the show every actor in the chorus was part of Audrey II except for the kid playing Seymour, who played his final scene against a mob before being eaten.

& then for the finale the entire company played Audrey II.

i still think about this sometimes. it was such a genuinely ingenious way to stage the show without puppets. legitimately unsettling to watch. what the fuck!!

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Begging people to learn how these movements work. The goal of a strike is most often to make the company recognise the importance of those workers - if you don’t order things, they may as well still be working. That’s not showing how vital they are as a role to the company.

A boycott’s goal is most often to a) shut the company down or b) make the company acquiesce and listen to its workers. The goal there is the workers still get paid, but the company runs at a loss since they’re not getting any profit. They’re just spending, not earning, and it’ll continue that way until the company listens to the demands of their workers.

Make Amazon hurt don't order anything.

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This is the highest compliment I could receive on my art

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i think a lot of liberals need to confront the fact that they don’t actually believe everyone should have basic human rights. a homeless person could call me every slur under the sun and i would still want them to have housing, food, etc. the belief that everyone is entitled to basic human rights should not hinge on whether you “like” someone or not. at that point the entire ideology crumbles.

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Once meant to check the time, opened my phone, went to the clock app, ran a stopwatch for 23 seconds, locked my phone, then promptly realised i a) didn’t check the time and b)j ust stared at the stopwatch for 23 seconds straight???

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

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