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straight people omegaverse would actually go hard if it was t4t i take no notes

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lately my fav kind of food has been "[seasoned] white people slop". i love blending taco seasoning with every vaguely indian herb my mom has bought in a pan with beans and Italian tomato sauce and topping it with that creole seasoning I'm obsessed with and mozzarella cheese. im a culinary genuos

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seeing people like my old spicynoodles art from when i was in a lowkey emotionally abusive relationship and projecting it minus the manipulation onto my gay legos is like getting violently waterboarded with ice cold water with no warning. no beef the art is sometimes fire but

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wikipedia no longer being anywhere near the top of search results when looking up anything feels eviscerating

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If you're a Youtube creator with monetization privileges, click on the "Earn" tab right now and deal with this if you feel like its necessary. Youtube is going to start running more ads on your videos automatically without your permission, and the ability to opt out will go away in two months.

Youtube is not advertising this anywhere. Checking my "Earn" tab on my own is the first time I'm hearing about it. To me, that suggests they don't want people to know they're doing this, because they want to crank up ad frequency and make more money.

If you've ever seen what happens when you let Youtube automatically pick ad slots like this, they basically try to run an ad every 2-3 minutes. It's a nightmare.

They are going to flood their platform with ads and drive away 70% of their viewership. On the other hand, if you opt out and choose to continue showing fewer ads, you may earn the trust and respect of your viewers.

You have a strategic operative to turn this off before May 12th. If you don't do it before then, it sounds like Youtube will take away your ability to reduce your ad frequency.

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lately I've been playing a lot of legacy edition Minecraft (basically just old console versions that stopped getting updated after the shift to the bedrock/java model, in my case I've been playing 360 Minecraft which last got the aquatic update and has been abandoned since). my health has also been muy no bueno and I've felt like I'm going to pass out for basically tje last month. to prevent this i have begun saying "don't die there is no mining and crafting in hell!!!" and it somehow always works

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anons are back on for now don't be weird

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hate to bring out the "gloria is amazing and right about everything" gun but guys. the reason yaoi/mlm content is more popular than yuri/femslash simply boils down to "most people in fandom are afab, most afab people are attracted to men, and two men is more attractive to them because it's more of what they're attracted to". yes there is a conversation to be had about misogyny in fandom spaces but that doesn't mean that the drought of femslash is wholly a misogyny issue. as a bi trans dude who formally identified as a lesbian and only red femslash fic i totally feel you guys. it was frustrating as shit to find like 0 f/f content anywhere. but it's not conscious misogyny 99% of the time, it's just people's preferences 😭

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kicking down the door i like coconut

dude.

Can I pick and choose which ones to eat or do I have to eat them all at one time.. shove in my mouth like burger

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erm… you’re still on twitter??

Yeah I mostly use it nowadays to tell AI-bros and Nazis to kill themselves.

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You can only reblog this today.

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am i autistic because i’m a dog or am i a dog because i’m autistic

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finally managed to get the @ of the guy who's been harassing me, but apparently he already blocked me and this means that he's sending anons through sockpuppets 😭 so if you wanna send me an anon just specify you want to be anonymous and I'll censor your name

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happy one year vanilla extract. this era is missed

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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you can't be saying that french baby.

he doesn't have tumblr this should be a safe space