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why is it when you go to a hair salon as a transmasc/nb person and go “i want something very short and simple. masculine. here’s a photo of a man. that’s how i want my hair to look.” without fail your middle aged hairdresser is like “yes. right. i know exactly what you’re looking for. let me just ….. snip snip” and you come out of there like 2007 kate gosselin

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A long dream

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sure, when my grandfather fought nazis and fascism he was “a hero” and “on the right side of history” but when i do it im “way too sensitive” and “no better than they are”

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Good Morning Bimbos and Himbos

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Jumin Han is my favorite boy from mystic messenger ♡

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Doctor 707 💉

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mom said it’s my turn to live deliciously

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dekusquad headcanons

alright since you all FUCKING LOVED my bakusquad headcanons post, i’m gonna make some dekusquad headcanons. feel free to request more headcanons i love making these.

- iida is their mom

- they have a group chat and the majority of it is either tsuyu sending kermit memes or iida reminding them about homework or something

- “GOOD MORNING CLASSMATES I WOULD LIKE TO REMIND YOU ALL THAT WE WERE ASSIGNED MATH HOMEWORK LAST NIGHT” “iida why are you yelling” “I CAN’T TURN OFF THE YELLING LETTERS MIDORIYA HELP ME”

- todoroki doesn’t comment in the group chat often but sometimes he’ll see a trash can or a piece of garbage and take a picture of it and caption it “dad?”

- tsuyu didn’t really become part of the group until she started dating uraraka but everyone accepted her with open arms

- if the bakusquad is like that one irritating clique of middle schoolers then the dekusquad is more like the really nice gay drama nerds you’ll meet in college

- they all try their best to help todoroki understand modern humor but he’s hopeless

- “hey, todobroki! you wanna crack open a cold one with the boys?” “w-what’s a cold one?” “it’s a drink” “but why would you crack it? wouldn’t it spill everywhere?” “todoroki are you okay?” “wHAT DOES IT MEAN?”

- they play mario kart and uraraka destroys them all

- one time they played with the bakusquad and bakugo was very angry that uraraka beat him on rainbow road

- todoroki refuses to play mario kart as any character except toad 

- he once won by complete luck despite the fact that he doesn’t know how to use the controller

- tokoyami once played with them and insisted on being princess peach every single time

- endeavor didn’t allow todoroki to see that many movies when he was a kid, so they like watching iconic pixar/disney movies and watching todoroki react to them

- he loves frozen

- inasa is an honorary member of the dekusquad

- midoriya and todoroki did not start dating until they were third years

- there was this fucking tension between them for like two years and everyone else could see it except for those oblivious lovestruck dumbasses

- before they were dating uraraka, iida, and tsuyu all gave each other knowing looks whenever Gay Shit™ happened between todoroki and midoriya

- “hey todoroki! do you have a crush on midoriya?” “why would i crush midoriya”

- “midoriya? is it possible that you have a crush on todoroki?” “wHAT I UH NO I DON’t UHH hOw DO I KNOW THAT Y O U DONT HAVE A CRUSH ON TODOROKI” “…” “is it really that obvious”

- tsuyu is very close to convincing uraraka that she should float mineta into the sun

- they all beat mineta’s ass on different occasions

- todoroki is so fucking tired all of the time that midoriya just becomes his personal pillow

- since iida is rich as fuck he likes to take everyone to fancy restaurants for no apparent reason

- uraraka doesn’t complain about the fancy restaurants but midoriya is way too fucking humble and he’s always trying to tell them that they should just go to applebees

- mina named them the dekusquad because the whole group is basically just the four of them looking out for midoriya and making sure he doesn’t break his arms or some shit

- uraraka and tsuyu always have the cutest couple’s halloween costumes

- they went as elphaba and glinda when they were first years (yes it’s a defying gravity joke), the princess and the frog in their second years, and kermit and ms piggy in their third year. 

- todoroki goes as a fucking pokeball every year someone help him

- iida’s halloween costume is always ingenium

- tsuyu eats flies in the middle of class and everyone is horrified

- they played truth or dare and it ended with todoroki being frozen to the ceiling and iida stuck on the roof of the ua dorms.

- much to everyone’s surprise tsuyu has an incredibly dirty mind

- they went on a road trip once and made the terrible mistake of letting uraraka choose the music

- the playlist consisted of africa by toto, all star, never gonna give you up and wake me up inside

- they went on a road trip the day after pokemon go came out so they weren’t even focused on their destination all that they cared about was the pokestop at seven eleven or the jigglypuff in the park.

-  they go on runs together but iida and midoriya leave everyone behind because they run so fucking fast

- each and every member is either “looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll” or “looks like a cinnamon roll and actually is a cinnamon roll”

- they’re so pure that looking directly at them will blind you

- bring solar eclipse glasses they’re too bright for the eyes of mere mortals 

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Sorry if I'm bothering you but just picture this: BNHA but it's just them playing Minecraft on one huge server

- mina and kaminari are minecraft youtubers.

- at one point they convince the entire class to play minecraft with them

- word gets out and eventually the teachers, class 1-b, a few kids from support and general studies are all crowding the servers

- also mina and kaminari gain like 100000 subscribers because of bakugo’s stupid shenanigans on their server

- basically what it is is just one big modded survival server

- absolutely no minigames or anything its just a huge survival server

- they have two mods installed: the hamsterific mod and squickens

- if you don’t know what a squicken is then,,, well,,, 

here you go

- anyways so they’re all playing on the server and having a good time and bakugo just… fuckin… discovers tnt

- bitch blows up EVERYTHING

-  he tried to tame a creeper at one point and died

- midoriya is constantly getting his house bombed by bakugo so much to the point where he has to make it out of obsidian which pisses bakugo off

- bakugo has no idea how to mine obsidian so he gets very fucking angry at midoriya when he makes his obsidian base

- todoroki has constructed an entire underground labyrinth that no one has yet to discover. 

- he actually has no idea that there is a world above him since when he first started he fell in a two block deep hole and just kept digging down

- then he looked up a guide on how to play and he just made a tiny underground farm with some torches

- its at the bottom of the world and is an exactly 6x6 blocks and thats why no one can find him

- kirishima did something similar except his house is in a mountain

- he’s hiding from bakugo

- he loves bakugo but jesus fucking christ when that bitch plays minecraft kirishima knows not to fuck with him

- do NOT fuck with bakugo on minecraft

- uraraka discovered the elytra and flies into bakugo’s house and spawns a bunch of squickens in there

- mina and kaminari gave her admin privelages so she can play in creative but she refuses to fly without using the elytra

- iida has never found a diamond in his life but is determined to find one

- he has a huge underground mining system

- don’t tell iida but todoroki mined almost every single diamond in the entire world. don’t ask me how. he just did

- aizawa likes spawning the wither in bakugo’s house just to fuck with him

- no one knows that aizawa is playing on the server because he is posing as shinsou and since they basically have the same personality no one suspects anything. 

- it was shinsou’s idea to let aizawa steal his identity and infiltrate the server

- momo is a god at building.

- she is OBSESSED with making castles

- jirou likes parrots

- just parrots

- she doesn’t even like the game that much she’s just there for the parrots

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WHY ARE YOU RUNNIG

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Don’t forget 3.Oct.11

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