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Guardian Angel to a Stoner

I'm guardian angel to a stoner. God helps all those in need. The kid's praying for a boner, But he's got to give up all that weed.

I'm guardian angel to a stoner. My job is pretty chill. He hardly ever leaves the couch, 'cept for runs to Taco Bell.

I'm guardian angel to a stoner. I'd like to retire as an arc(h). I hear they're reassigning me– This time it's to a NARC.

I was guardian angel to a stoner. I'm not one for long goodbyes. So take care, kid, and fare thee well. I'll miss the contact highs.

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They Told Me There is no Santa Claus

Brave words from a boy without a sled --

-- from a girl without a Barbie.

They laughed because I believed.

Now they ask to play with my sled and Barbie.