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I really don't think that was the point of games

I'm pretty sure the point was "don't kill children"

At long last, somebody has finaly created the Springlock Suit, from the hit game series "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES BUILD A SPRINGLOCK SUIT"

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a child came into the nature center and saw tadpoles for the first time and when i told him they're baby frogs he thought i was lying and i suddenly realized that if you're 3 and don't know that tadpoles become frogs it does sound pretty fake. this kid will not fall for made up shit online he is a born skeptic.

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It was during the covid lockdown so he was supposed to stay indoors, I think that may have been what did the trick.

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met a woman today whose original real actual given-at-birth first name is "Vendetta." ma'am are you aware you are a videogame protagonist and/or a character in a skullduggery pleasant novel. real quick sorry to bother you miss but who exactly were your parents expecting you to avenge in their name

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GAGGED

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No idea who these are

phil pretended to be emo to get with emo boys and dan pretended to be a youtuber to get with a youtube boy so are we really surprised at how much they lie

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honestly fucking fascinating that people will pretty universally understand that thin people can be naturally predisposed to thinness regardless of what they eat or their activity level, but that so many of the same people cannot possibly fathom that fat people could have similar dispositions or that there could be any factors more complex than a "lack of self control."

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big fan of the phrase "attend me"

mutuals, attend me. and such

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Who are these

phil pretended to be emo to get with emo boys and dan pretended to be a youtuber to get with a youtube boy so are we really surprised at how much they lie

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:3

Also give head pats

giving you headpats

i'm simply not satisfied. more.

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