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I love you so much I hope we get reborn as housecats who sleep together like puzzle pieces

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me, eating a pile of nuts, cheese, and apple: mmmm tasty

the medieval peasant in my head watching me eat: thou knowst what would MAKETH this meal? dried fruits.

me, getting out the raisins: god damn, etheldred, you are SO right

the medieval peasant in my head: yet thou art still not heeding mine words regarding the blasphemy

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horsey :)

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wow you got to the red stop light faster and more dangerously than anyone else. should we throw a party?? should we call nascar

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He could be sweet if you completely erased his entire personality and exchanged it for a different one

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If you think having uncomfortable conversations is hard - wait until you see the result of not having them.

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the existence of "maybe", "perhaps", "perchance", and "mayhaps" suggests there should also be "maychance" and "perbe"

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Darcy: She hates me, she hates me. Nothing I can do to fix that right now. But over my dead body, she'll like Wickham.

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Oscar de la Renta: 'Crafted like a mosaic, discover the making-of the #odlrfall2024 stained glass gown — ushering in a a new House-signature embroidery technique.'

Constructed from hundreds of polyamide panes, hand-sewn together in an Art Nouveau style reminiscent of Tiffany glass. Ready-to-wear: £36,546.

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faeries are not real but i wish thwy were so i could spray one with raid

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Barn owl

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Misa n rem wip

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i know what this situation needs…explicit fanfiction