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"The nonbinary afab who goes by she/her, dresses femininely, and uses a push-up bra when I—" when you what? What's wrong with her?

Is she not nonbinary enough for you? Is the way she experiences her queerness and how she presents not perfect enough for you? Nonbinary people don't owe you androgyny, right? So why is she the exception? Why does she have to hate herself to appeal to your standards? Why is she any less trans—any less worthy of respect—cause it's "not visible"? Queer solidarity my ass. Don't spout this bullshit on Pride, man.

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can I come over and dodge roll into all your breakable furniture

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cutely emits a single ping

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customer service is cooking my brain, man

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there’s a middle aged lesbian couple in the will wood concert line gently holding a siffrin plushie like they’re their child. I seriously almost cried He’s so loved. Everywhere you look siffrin plush has a lovely home. Oh my godddd

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“Can I be mean for a second” I would not care if you killed the bitch in front of me. Now what’s bothering you queen

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it’s been a while since i’ve drawn this freak. miss thjem. Now i am going back to roblox fanart again though

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Reasons why computer problems seem to mysteriously vanish as soon as a technician shows up:

You were spacing out and skipping a step somewhere without realising it, and you can’t reproduce it when you try to demonstrate it because now you’re paying attention to what you’re doing

It’s an intermittent electrical connection fault that’s being aggravated by movement/vibrations in your desk; you need to check your cables

The act of explaining the problem to someone caused you to figure out what you were doing wrong

The real cause of the problem was somewhere upstream of your terminal device – for example, at the network service provider – and it got fixed at the source while you were waiting

Your computer is in a location with poor airflow and is overheating; waiting for the technician to arrive gave it a chance to cool off

Despite all appearances to the contrary, modern computers actually have very good fault recovery, and most minor problems will sort themselves out on their own if you give it a minute

Magic

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I've been seeing all these cool web assets out in the wild on tumblr and I wanted to start making some of my own. So here's my first one a divider featuring everyone's favorite monochrome found family.

Characters belong to insertdisc5

Free to use

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i don't want to go to JOB INTERVIEWS or CLIMB THE CORPORATE LADDER!! i do not want to open MICROSOFT TEAMS! i just want to PLAY VIDEO GAMES!!!!!!

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I can go lala and yippie. #mytalents

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the summoning

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I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

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Can people from the United States stop making jokes about “WW3 😜”….there are people in Iran evacuating their neighborhoods, places they grew up, and all YOU are experiencing is watching the news and a few TikToks….

You are not at war, you will most likely never see war, and if your “dark humor” is coming at the expense of others then it is not dark humor, you’re just an asshole.