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i cannot blame cats for using their fangs to put perfect little stapler holes in cardboard bc if i had such fangs you bet your ass id be doing that too

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i hope every lover girl finds her super calm gentleman who is unashamedly and insanely obsessed with her

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thank you osha thank you shift limits thank you mandatory breaks thank you overtime pay thank you labour laws thank you workers rights thank you unions thank you protesters thank you advocates thank you workers!!!!!!!

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Shout out to the USA for pissing Canadians off so bad it flipped an entire election that was supposed to be a landslide for the center-right, forever in your debt o7

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it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.

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daylight doesn’t need any saving. i do

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there has never been a character as horrendously down bad for someone as shoresy is for laura mohr. he'd take a header off the bridge of nations just to brush arms with her. he'd do a full gainer down the crack in killarney just to hold her purse. he'd tongue-kiss a toaster just to vacuum her car. he'd take his eyebrows off just for a high five from her. he'd bite into a beehive just to hose out her bins. these are all direct quotes from the show btw

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Women want one thing and it's quite obvious, A large affordable interconnected North American Rail Network

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going into mickey 17: hehe yay Steven Yeun!!! omg im so excited to watch Robert Pattinson play a little weirdo again wahoo!!!

leaving mickey 17: We need to explode Donald Trump.

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the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt

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“nobody is making you do this” i am driven by unnatural forces you will never even begin to comprehend

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‘tis the damn season - taylor swift

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I’ve seen some spectacular snark coming from the case of the dead CEO, but the one in response to the request for the public’s help in finding the culprit “Sorry, snitchs get stitches and that might not be covered by my insurance.” Is among the best.

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is this anything

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the best part of sebastian vettel’s retirement is his commitment to clowning the f1 grid with whatever arts and crafts project hes into at the moment. like it doesn’t matter that he vanishes off the face of the earth for several months, when he feels like it he’ll come over and you WILL get into the giant senna helmet made of recycled material with him