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love saying "question mark?" out loud when I'm talking about something i'm unsure of

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indeed search easy jobs for losers

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Girls will be like Idk why im so unproductive recently and then you ask whats going on in their life and they list eight lifestopping crisies and then say 'yeah but i should be fine :/ '

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ten dollars is really the new one dollar

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[while being redirected to another website] woah woah hey easy now hey stop it what the hell get your hands off me man

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she might fuck you. keep posting!

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*wrinkles nose* shouldnt you be repressing that

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sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

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great. i was hoping my childhood would follow me forever and attach itself to my psyche and spread like mold. This is good

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No, I would not steal a car. However, if I had the ability to create a copy of someone's car that I could have for free while the other person retained their original car, I would definitely do that.

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ive been illegally downloading shit like its my job since i was 10

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this 'being really tired after work' thing is really getting in the way of this 'pursuing my artistic hopes and dreams' thing has anyone else noticed this

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who keeps breaking into my freezer and replacing the trays full of little water with ice cubes

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there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.

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everyone hates my hermit girl swag

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i just need to have more rules for myself. more rules and limits. surely that will help me