gluecifer42

[gluecifer42]

that’s between me and my delusions

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flirting: omggg haha that amulet is so neat! Do you mind if I hold it?

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↖ this user has drank from the infernal river Lethe, which flows through Hades and brings total oblivion, eradicating all memory and thought

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People will straight up call your cellphone and expect you to answer

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Kurt Vonnegut really went off with "So it goes." Truly the most devastating 3 word composition in the english language

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the thing is that childhood doesn't just end when you turn 18 or when you turn 21. it's going to end dozens of times over. your childhood pet will die. actors you loved in movies you watched as a kid will die. your grandparents will die, and then your parents will die. it's going to end dozens and dozens of times and all you can do is let it. all you can do is stand in the middle of the grocery store and stare at freezers full of microwave pizza because you've suddenly been seized by the memory of what it felt like to have a pizza party on the last day of school before summer break. which is another ending in and of itself

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at the next inconvenience, i'm going to become a fish

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it really does only take one basket of laundry you procrastinate putting away before your whole life turns to shit huh

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fuck college…i am going to go be a trout………

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shakespeare wasn't lying that tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow can creep in this petty pace from day to day

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*emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document

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most basic treatments for sickness involve some form of salt water (drinking electrolytes, gargling with warm salt water, epsom salt baths) as a way of microdosing going to the seaside

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i wish i had a floating evil skull to follow me around and when we went to the grocery store she would say something like my liege we must purchase the strawberry cream cheese for the coming days and i would be like oh fuck youre so right and put it in my cart and then we would walk down the next aisle together our beautiful life

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i’m burning the candle at ends you’ve never heard of

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april fools in a few weeks. who will ask me to be their fool

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For sale: ship of theseus

Condition: used, like new

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Wizards are not naturally immortal, in fact creating their own form of immortality is their graduate thesis.