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yoo imma fight a river god

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dashboard is like a pond sometimes

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you may be his man but im the one whispering in his ear during his triumph to remember that he is mortal

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if i were a woman, i would tweet “ginger snapped so jennifer could body”, but i’m not a woman, and i don’t use twitter, and i haven’t seen jennifer’s body, and i don’t make a lot of money or have a car or look nice

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do you guys ever think about dying? ✨

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“how is peppermint patty a lesbian if she has a crush on charlie brown” like you don’t know any lesbians who are obsessed with some weird sad little guy

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lesbian howls moving castle for lesbian visibility week !

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you do not go to the tree

the tree goes to you

( the herbalist’s trial begins with burning the tree’s leaves and inhaling the smoke; during the trial, ruby is asked a question she doesn’t know how to answer and is interrupted before she can try; now she’s being called by a blacksmith no one else can see or hear, a blacksmith whose emblem is a burning maple leaf )

whatever the herbalist began isn’t going to stop until ruby answers the question. until she finishes the trial.

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every so often i will come across a macklemore lyric that just… catches me so fucking off guard

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talk show beauty: by josh wilks for sleek mag, makeup by ana takahashi

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Girls need to shoplift regularly because our brains are optimized for foraging and when we're denied the chance to engage our natural impulses it triggers a stress behavior known as girlblogging

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You're unable to 🥺 out of this one whore.

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Remember.

TumblrClan is no place for a fox-hearted Twittypet like Elon Musk. 

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oh, you're invincible, you say? *easily vinces you*

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Oh, haha! What a silly thing to say :) into the soup with you