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          the connection between theo   &    her mother was ...  special .  not just in a mother daughter way ,  but in ways her other siblings wouldn’t understand .  olivia didn’t need prompting when it came to theo ,  there were things she just   knew   &   those were things that ,  as a kid ,  theo was eternally grateful for .  especially things she couldn’t comprehend .  now though ,  as an adult who lived most of her life without the presence of her mother ,  she’s learned to cope with her demons alone .  there’s part of her that’s   angry   at her mother  --  angry for leaving her ,  angry because if it wasn’t for the events that unfolded that night ,  their family would still be the happy ,  loving family it once was .  angry that one decision that no one could see coming would ruin her life forever. 

          she appreciates the offer ,   &   she’s been a little more lenient with being touched ,  especially by family .  but as much as this was her mother ,  she just can’t bring herself to do it .  the flashbacks of that night from her father trying to pull her out of the house still replayed in her mind   &   she doesn’t want to see what it was like from another point of view .  she’d much like to stay oblivious to what her mother went through .   ‘ that’s ironic coming from you .  i think it’s safe to say everyone in this fucked up family is a sad story  --  the house made sure of that .  i’m not getting my happy ending . ’   maybe she will ...  technically .  but that doesn’t change the fact she’s not going to be absolutely ruined for the rest of her life .   ‘ you can’t just push all the bullshit we’ve been through to the side   &   expect life to be full of rainbows .  as much as nellie liked to pretend ,  we aren’t in a fucking disney movie . ’

@andsurvived continued from x

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“I’m guessing you heard what happened at the wedding. Nellie, she was laughing so hard when she told me”.

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“Checkmate! …I’ll go ahead and take your money now. And stop stalling — I can’t sit here playing chess with you all day on the OFF CHANCE you might finally win.”

          she was never really good at chess  --  as a child ,  she didn’t bother to learn   &   up until university she wasn’t all too familiar with the table-top game outside what she had seen her brother   &   father play .  it was times like this though where she  wished  she knew her way around a chess board .   ‘ wait ,  shit ,  dude ,  we’re playing for money ? ’   a look of faux surprised covered her face .   ‘ lose or not ,  i have nothing to give you . ’   a lie ,  but really she was hoping if she  DID  win ,  it was an easy buck .   ‘ consider it a truce   &   i’ll buy you a drink as a repayment for your  wasted  time ? ’

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✰  BOB’S BURGERS SENTENCE STARTERS

‘  only strippers shave above the knee.  ’ ‘  your ass is grass and i’m gonna mow it.  ’ ‘  i’m a smart, strong, sensual woman.  ’ ‘  time for the charm bomb to explode.  ’ ‘  i’m no hero. i put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else.  ’ ‘  i’ve logged over 3,000 fantasy hours on my relationship.  ’ ‘  just when i think i’m out, those cheeks pull me right back in.  ’ ‘  that’s lipgloss? i thought you’d always just finished eating rotisserie chicken.   ’ ‘  is it possible to be in love with 25 people at once?  ’ ‘  oh, it’s okay. i guess i wasn’t meant to have a good life.  ’ ‘  if boys had uteruses, they’d be called duderuses.  ’ ‘  if you need me i’ll be down here on the floor dying.  ’ ‘  here’s a bunch of numbers. they may look random, but they’re my phone number.  ’ ‘  if he has a butt for touching and lips for kissing, i’m going for that.  ’ ‘  if we see any mermaids, i’m gonna ask them where their merginas are.  ’ ‘  hey, jennifer slowpez! get out of the way!  ’ ‘  do you think horses get songs stuck in their heads?  ’ ‘  i’m just a little tired. also, i might be a pimp.  ’ ‘  i think i have the best legs in the family, and the smoothest bottom.  ’ ‘  our gang is called the broken glass kids. we’ll cut you.  ’ ‘  i want that on my tombstone. seriously. i do.  ’ ‘  i’ve eaten nine birthday cakes and i still feel empty.  ’ ‘  camera, take the day off. i added ten pounds to myself!  ’ ‘  i don’t get drunk. i just have fun.  ’ ‘  mommy doesn’t get drunk. she just has fun.  ’ ‘  i don’t appreciate your lack of sarcasm.  ’ ‘  you’re my family and i love you, but you’re terrible.  ’ ‘  uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.  ’ ‘  i am not drunk! i’ve only had half of four bottles of wine!  ’ ‘  sorry, i’m saving my spit and blood for my honeymoon.  ’ ‘  i just want to slap his hideous, beautiful face.  ’ ‘  yeah, she’s pubing out real bad.  ’ ‘  quiet dignity? have you met us?!  ’ ‘  why don’t you try speaking in words instead of your damn dirty lies.  ’ ‘  i hope they’re using protection because i am not taking care of that baby.  ’ ‘  clean up, aisle ‘my panties’.  ’ ‘  i didn’t know our country was bi. good for us.  ’ ‘  i’ve seen your life and i’m not impressed.  ’ ‘  let’s see your ‘everything is okay’ face.  ’ ‘  it sure is cold in here. i wish some strong, chivalrous man would lend me his jacket… or pants.  ’ ‘  when i shut my eyes and cover my ears, i feel like i could maybe spend the rest of my life with her.  ’ ‘  it smells… exotic, like ranch dressing.  ’ ‘  it’s rated ‘r’ for ‘really boozy’, starring me.  ’ ‘  gee, even your testicles are failures.  ’ ‘  aw, i gave it a shot. time to give up.  ’ ‘  well, i’m glad you’re excited, because i am going to kill myself.  ’ ‘  kids are horrible. why do we keep making them?  ’ ‘  oh my god, i don’t know. go to sleep.  ’ ‘  admit it, you look up to me!  ’ ‘  i’m the alpha turkey.  ’ ‘  i deserve this. i’ve been coasting.  ’ ‘  i changed my mind about having kids. i’m gonna have one and feed it to that bear ‘cause i love him so much.  ’ ‘  love you, cutie pie. sorry. i’ll think of a better one than ‘cutie pie’.  ’ ‘  you’re my angel… dust. sorry. that’s a drug.  ’ ‘  uh, you’re kind of exaggerating.  ’ ‘  i’m exaggerating?! that is literally the stupidest thing that anyone has ever said in the history of mankind ever.  ’ ‘  is that a euphemism for his ding dong?  ’ ‘  you’re a couple of sluts!  ’ ‘  what is this feeling i’m feeling right now? it’s like i’m sad for another person? is that a thing!? am i going crazy?!  ’ ‘  i made this friendship bracelet for you.  ’ ‘  why would you head-butt me?!  ’ ‘  i was gonna punch you, but i’m holding wine.  ’ ‘  the sign says ‘no running’ and you’re running your mouth.  ’ ‘  my cat was right about you!  ’ ‘  why do men have to ruin everything?  ’ ‘  gotta keep the players happy. flirt a little, wink a little.  ’ ‘  last year for halloween, i was a mummy. this year, i’m a mommy mummy. i’m single, i’m working two jobs, and i’m just trying to get back out there.  ’ ‘  are you drunk enough to be any fun yet?  ’ ‘  put some mistletoe on my butt and kiss it.  ’ ‘  a world without me is not a world i want to live in.  ’ ‘  oh my god. i never noticed how annoying you are.  ’ ‘  you’re the baddest girl in detention.  ’ ‘  summer is awful. there’s too much pressure to enjoy yourself.  ’ ‘  i don’t need a boy to pay attention to me. i’ll pay attention to myself.  ’ ‘  hey, you don’t wanna mess with her. she’ll wear down your self esteem over a period of years.  ’ ‘  i’ll probably be sad for the rest of my life. but besides that, i’m good.  ’ ‘  i’ll stay here cause it sounds like where you’re going is outside.  ’ ‘  i’m gonna drink. a lot.  ’ ‘  you can’t hurt me. i’m already dead.  ’

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text message starters pt. 1

[ text; ] this is a terrible idea

[ text; ] fuCK you f*ck your cartoon hotdog husband fuck his stupid sunglasses and FUCK the ketchup kids (and fuck THEIR sunglasses)

[ text; ] i need help.

[ text; ] i don' t know wh a t to fuckign do w i th myself a nymo re

[ text; ] i got a dog!!!!! I GOT A DOG!!!!

[ text; ] please let me come over and pet your dog?

[ text; ] anyway i'm bleeding, like, really badly. no worries though i'm good

[ text; ] i love death and dying

[ text; ] i fucked up. i fucked up really badly.

[ text; ] I BROKE EVERYTHING

[ text; ] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[ text; ] don't freak out but i'm in the hospital.

[ text; ] leave me alone.

[ text; ] i said not to talk to me.

[ text; ] QUICK WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SONG

[ text; ] some-

[ text; ] this might be the last text i ever send you.

[ text; ] i'm going to do it.

[ text; ] i'm sorry.

[ text; ] fCUK I PUNCHED MYSELF I NTHE FACE

[ text; ] i'm playing club penguin and you wouldn't believe the shit these 9 year olds are saying to me

[ text; ] you okay?

[ text; ] i'm so worried please text back please please please

[ text; ] 'i don't drink coffee,' i say, before chugging an entire pot of it

[ text; ] what would happen if i just, like, downed seven five-hour energies. does that equal 35 hours of energy

[ text; ] brb, descending into hell.

[ text; ] it's 3 am and i can't sleep

[ text; ] GO TO BED!!!!!!!!

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      →  ANOTHER BUZZFEED UNSOLVED MEME.

‘ignore my tall, idiotic counterpart’ ‘is there anyone in here with me?’ ‘examine the hole’ ‘oh, there’s a ceiling hole up here’ ‘you almost startled me with your realistic gunfire noises’ ‘do you realise that was extremely dangerous and you could’ve probably killed someone inside this bar?’ ‘he didn’t care, he was full of gin’ ‘you didn’t care, you were full of gin, right?’ ‘well see here’s the thing’ ‘hey! speak up! do ghost stuff!!’ ‘oh, wow, our backs are certainly turned!’ ‘this is like that but you watch a man’s neck break.’ ‘it would have a great view of all the people dying’ ‘that’s a sparkly fuckin’ thing.’ ‘why don’t you join in on the fun?’ ‘there’s just us two down here now’ ‘i feel like my bravery is gonna stop at this point’ ‘you get mad vibes in here?’ ‘this is fucking stupid.’ ‘get your big-ass legs in there.’ ‘sure is dark in here!’ ‘i’ll give you three minutes, and you can chat me up.’ ‘maybe you should shut your fat mouth’ ‘alright ghoul-y ghouls! let’s have some fun’ ‘this has been a huge waste of time’ ‘i believe it’s your moral responsibility to be an evil person’ ‘this guy sounds like a real piece of shit’ ‘i’m going to disrespect your favourite toy’ ‘you have a very sly, evil smile on right now. i don’t like it’ ‘this is fucking horrifying’ ‘what the fuck is wrong with this man?’ ‘i’m way more scared of you than you are of me’ ‘we’re all assholes here’ ‘you’ve just gotta decide which side you’re on.’ ‘do you think he ever watches and is disappointed in you?’ ‘you can be as big a prick as you like’ ‘you’ll have to throw me off this bridge yourself!’ ‘alright idiot, it’s your turn.’ ‘it’s not an effective technique, it’s a way to get killed’ ‘i got a lot of limbs that are, uh…’ ‘i’m a little disappointed that he was, uh, haunted by things.’ ‘to be fair… you did murder me.’ ‘i just thought you were raising your standards’ ‘maybe you’ll get lucky tonight.’ ‘i can’t believe i’m provoking these people’ ‘nothing to see here.’ ‘let’s make sure there’s nothing horrible going on here’ ‘this murder’s not ripe yet.’ ‘that’s a long time to bleed’ ‘____ is a very tough love kind of guy.’ ‘you think this is a lovers quarrel?’ ‘why would he pay for his funeral if he killed him?’ ‘yeah, he wasn’t brutally murdered in a hotel room.’ ‘that would be a rough end to that tale’ ‘that’s not gonna fly. they’re gonna put handcuffs on you right away’ ‘people have too much free time… you know what happens next.’ ‘this is just a man with a passion. a passion for justice.’ ‘did you not realise that til now, though?’

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[ KATIE MCGRATH , CISFEM , THE HAUNTING OF HILL HOUSE ]    looks like we have a new TWENTY-NINE year old in town. the only thing they remember is that they’re called THEODORA ‘THEO’ CRAIN. i’ve been observing them, they seem pretty CONFIDENT & CLOSED OFF. recently, SOME of their memories have been returning. they’re bound to cause some trouble.

so full disclosure i still have 3 episodes to go but i’m watching it with my friend and now i have to wait for her so i can finish it.

but!!!

some fun facts and spoilers ahead!

she’s a psychologist that works with kids bc like, y’know, she went through shit as a kid so she wants to help the best she can.

she’s smack bang in the middle of the children. she sort of acts as a middle ground between the two oldest & two youngest siblings.

she’s basically a angry, messy, gay empath with a slight drinking problem. i don’t know how to describe her other than that. (also accurately described as a clenched fist with hair by her big brother).

she’s... very closed off. doesn’t like being touched, not even by people close to her. if she wants to be touched, she initiates it so like, don’t take it personally if she lashes out at you???

she... can feel/sense things she touches. sometimes thing give her really bad thoughts/visions so she usually always wears clothes, only taking them off if she absolutely needs to. she labels herself a germaphobe as a way around why she really wears them.

uh. i’m still working out some things with her since she’s a new muse, but i’ll keep this updated as i go and also add in a proper bio on her blog!

i would pay good, fake money for someone to bring in any of her family (even trish???)

i’m super bad at intros but pls feel free to hmu or like this if you would like to do a thing with my walking disaster!!