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What's a space marine
A type of homosexuality marketed at straight men
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they call me an undercover agent. the way i’m. under the covers :) cozy in bed :)
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“tattoos are going out of style” they’ve been around for a thousand years im sorry you’re conservative now get well soon ig
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being paranoid is funny bc like well what if i'm right
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the intense urge to jump into a tornado and fly far far away
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forced to say “it’s ok” instead of throwing a chair at them
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