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any time i hear about two men who were close friends and then suddenly had an "'unexplained" falling out i always assume something homosexual took place no exception

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Why does basil smell so fucking amazing

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saw a pigeon scratching itself with its foot like a doggie at the bus stop today. delightful

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hey what the fuck

what is this lemon cartomancy bullshit

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“it’s circus work.” not to me. not if it’s my monkeys.

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courage the cowardly dog is not cowardly because that poor dog will be facing the flayed corpse of god or some shit every episode. courage the reasonably horrified dog

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She placebo on my effect til I feel like something happened

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[gets down on on knee] oppa…marriage style?

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It turns out that actually standing by "men and women are not inherently very different" is a reliable way to bother absolutely everyone. Left or right, cis or trans, feminist or misogynist, all cling to the binary for dear life.

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when yuo when whan u when your

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when you're totally normal and not an ethnostate

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forgot until just now that when i went to the grocery store today i turned down the oil/vinegar aisle and there was a store employee stocking the shelf and he said "welcome to the land of wonders" to me for some reason

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