at this point I think philosophy is just rapidly shitposting until someone thinks it means something
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therapist: cunt dracula is not real and cannot fuck you.
cunt dracula:
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Me, an hour or two ago: sees a spider on my wall as I'm drawing Me: oh hello tiny friend finds a container to trap it in and then lets it out outside Me now: ... Oh Boy I sure hope I don't have the S p i d e r D r e a m again!
#spider#spider dream#I don't have arachnophobia#I do however have a very specific nightmare sometimes that the black nail on the wall right beside where I sleep is a spider#and wake up and crawl off of my (top bunk) bed because it might be In The Covers#so I might accidentally Smush It and then it Bites Me
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they are whats, which are nouns and not verbs.
@gnarled-garden do you michael or don't helen?
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sometimes I meow. it's enriching, and completely free! in fact I gain something every time I do it
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I think the way the human body folds, the way a belly rolls, and the ways that fat and muscle rest are inherently beautiful
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CUTE PEOPLE LOVE LOGGING ONTO THIS SITE. cute people love reading this post. cute people love drinking water
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BATFUCKER LEECHGENES I CAN'TTTT
chloe you can't say that
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making aus for ocs are so funny cause like. theyre already in a situation… but what if they were in a DIFFERENT situation
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Fanart !!!
Been meaning to make fanart for one of bigfatbreak's aus for a while now!!! Finally got the motivation for it <3 Designs are always very yummy and THIS ONE was a CLOWN so I kinda had to :] I hope you like these!!!! @bigfatbreak
#fanart#miraculousau#kitclown#how do ruffles work#how do PANTS work#I have no clue#digitalart#kitclown au#bigfatbreak fanart
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After watching strike back, seeing your Felix makes me really happy
i respect canon!felix's unhinged self-centered energy but my felix isn't going anywhere lmao
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oh my god I've been binging this comic all day and I've resisted signing in the entire time but I had to say SOMETHING The "the power to create vessels for gods sits within your palms" IS SUCH A HARD LINE???? HELLO??? art delicious writing delicious I am Consuming
Birds of a Feather previous / next
tw: blood
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cuddling doesn't have to be romantic
cuddling can be platonic.
cuddle your friends
cuddle your friends
cuddle your friends
cuddle your friends
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by the way, just pointing this out: in tma the first jane prentiss episode was episode 6. she turned out to be the main antagonist for season 1. needles was introduced in episode 6. could it be a coincidence? maybe, but also the magpod writers are so good at hiding little hints and secrets into things and i really think theyre gonna be a reoccurring character, even if his role turns out to be a minor one.
also while im here, jane helped make the characters aware of avatars and tell them a bit about them, so maybe needles will help us discover a bit what’s up with the whole avatar/monster/whatever the fuck deal is with the fears(?) in this universe (and also make the characters aware of it).
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these crazy bastards and their love of questions


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Dammit Jonny!! I had a dream I was getting hugged by freakin needles!!?!
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My first take on Needles, some guy with an unhealthy obsession for body modification to have spikes needles all over.
It's not faithful enough to their name tho so i might just go with the idea of them being a bag of skin full of needles that looks humanoid enough to be the victim of a mugging, but that's a bit difficult to convey in my traditional art without spending 20 thousand years on a drawing. I also need to make them crustier and nastier ‼
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