hi im kyle. i live in indianapolis. 18+. im a total square but i love a outdated meme :3
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When I was a kid I thought that there should be a rapper named Smar D and then he could kill Eminem in a drive-by shooting.
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crazy how katy perry killed people and people just aren't talking about it because it's not true
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I love watching birds fly south for the winter
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i love when dvd players hold out a little tray and you put the disc on it. it鈥檚 like you鈥檙e placing it into its little hand. hate the dvd players that make you push the disc into its mouth and then it swallows it obediently
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I鈥檓 tired of advertising. All of it. I don鈥檛 want any ads even for things I like. Even if I would 100% buy it. It鈥檚 INSANE that we just accept that people can throw a business flier in our face at any time of day in any setting. Aren鈥檛 you mad? Don鈥檛 you just want to go apeshit?
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whenever one of my buddies gets some new garb we stand around chanting "don it. don it. don it" until he dons the garb
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Many people found the Hetalia fanbase "annoying" and "strange" at their peak, but in reality, they were just nice anime fans having fun shipping cute anime boy 1940s Germany, roaming conventions with a yaoi paddle in their left hand and their right hand always left empty for some reason
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The Hidebehind is a Fearsome Critter that is reportedly a large and powerful animal even though no one has ever seen one.
The Hidebehind was blamed for many cases of disappearances among loggers when they did not return to camp and it is the reason that the beast is said to feed on humans. No matter how fast the observer is, the Hidebehind always manages to conceal itself behind something if it is being looked at. It is said that alcohol is a sufficient repellent to Hidebehind attacks, and it avoids the substance as much as it possibly can.聽
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Trans Lesbian In Need Of Money
Ok so tumblr terminated my main account for being trans and pro-Palestine but I am a lesbian freshly settled in a new country, still working on immigration paperwork and not yet working because of that. Tumblr is my only source of income.
I have a major immigration expense due next week, and I also have to pay rent and food every month. This can't wait.
i've made less than $50 this month and I'm getting very nervous and upset.
ko-fi/paypal link
Since tumblr is going to shit and I don't know how much longer I can rely on it, a monthly subscription would be super swell even if it's only for a few dollars. It does a lot for my peace of mind. But of course feel free to toss in a lump sum as well.
50/800$
Due date: 30 November
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Tumblr just terminated my main @prrkxentrrkrr. The e-mail alleged that this is based on targeted harassment. This is entirely false, as I never harassed anyone.
I'm asking anyone with a twitter to context the TWITTER user Tumblrsupport to ask them to re-instate @prrkxentrrkrr immediately. Be polite. Thank you.
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yeah sorry your princess came back wrong :(
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