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no way am I gonna have a blog in my 20s lmao
#this is scheduled for my twentieth birthday so yay me but also how did i fall this far#but also hi future me hows it going#how are your memes#hows the economy#is it the apocalypse yet#am i sitting on a campus's grass laughing with a circle of multicultural friends like college ads have promised yet?#must suck to have to actually think about money huh#rip to you but i'm willfully ignorant
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Porkchop- a 9/11 service dog. Let us all salute this good boi
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#queued for when my birthsay is a friday#aka two years in the future#hi older me#why haven't you deleted yet
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why dont i have a boyfriend then… this is homophobique
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on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt
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You will get so kissed.
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You’ve heard of the Roaring 20s........
now get ready for the Screaming 20s - coming to a decade near you in 2020
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Why are you such a basic bitch?
lmaoooo schweetie you know how i beee enywaezzz me and the gfs are headin out to the mall you wanna hang?? We was finna git a facelift, maybe lift sum shit if yanno what i mean;)))
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*smoke emiting from clenched fist*
woman: OOOOoOOH NoO!!!! It’s meelltIINNGG!!
*ring melts off woman’s hand*
woman: MY PRECIOUS POWERRrRR RING! GONE FOORRVVERrrr..
woman: *screams like a pterodactyl*
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Destruction 100 via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2ZpVFdM
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