gnocchey
gnocchey
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gnocchey · 50 minutes ago
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Performing Speak with the Dead on dead Gale
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gnocchey · 9 hours ago
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i would move heaven and earth to avoid hearing one single advertisement
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gnocchey · 13 hours ago
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You can be talking to someone and she'll be like, "Oh I made a silly mistake. Women don't deserve voting rights teehee." And you'll be like, "What." And she'll be like, "Oh I'm sorry! That must sound so bad out of context. No it's this Tiktok meme where, if you're a girl and you do something dumb, you say 'Women don't deserve voting rights teehee.'"
And you'll be like, "That sounds bad." And she'll be like, "No no. It's totally not that bad. It's just a meme. Men say it too. Like if a man does something silly he'll be like, 'I am like those women who do not deserve to vote.'" And you'll be like, "Does that make it better?" And she'll be like, "Well there was one guy who tried to make 'Men shouldn't vote' a popular meme. But it never caught on and also he got yelled at a lot."
And then you drop it there because like, you're harshing the vibe.
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gnocchey · 17 hours ago
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that’s crazy. I hope your blonde boyfriend dies btw
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gnocchey · 21 hours ago
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gnocchey · 1 day ago
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non sequitur ? uhhh ,i hope to be having a lot of seq uit her actually
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gnocchey · 1 day ago
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kink at pride is all well and good but what about kink at the light entertainment show taskmaster
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gnocchey · 1 day ago
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The word you are looking for is “selfish.” Not narcissist, not sociopath, selfish.
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gnocchey · 2 days ago
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i think the concept of a software install wizard is so cute… developers know the average person isnt comfortable running terminal commands so theyre like here!!! this wizard will do it for you <3 and we’re all like yay :) the wizard
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gnocchey · 2 days ago
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gnocchey · 2 days ago
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gnocchey · 2 days ago
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Life cycle of our Sun, from beginning to end~
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gnocchey · 2 days ago
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she palin on my drome until i emordnilap
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gnocchey · 2 days ago
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while im talking bad fanfic lubes: rosin is only used with bowed string instruments, not plucked ones! it goes on the bow hairs to make them grip the strings better! most importantly, it comes in a SOLID CAKE and is STICKY. it's literally the opposite of lube. and jaskier thewitcher wouldn't be carrying it around anyway, because he plays THE LUTE
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gnocchey · 3 days ago
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this is the funniest thing I’ve read in my LIFE
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gnocchey · 3 days ago
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[while being redirected to another website] woah woah hey easy now hey stop it what the hell get your hands off me man
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gnocchey · 3 days ago
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I hate Nintendo Switch Online. I hate the lack of optimization. I hate the expensive subscription service. I hate the lack of games. I hate the limited time releases. I hate that it's never gonna have the level of content that the Wii virtual console had. I hate what capitalism has done to gaming.
This collection includes: All the GBA, GB and GBC games currently available on the Switch!!
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+ And a few extra bonus!! Mostly from the same series'seses
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Download here for free!!: https://www.mediafire.com/file/pzycxh6zu9b8drf/GBA_Online_PC.rar (405 MB Uncompressed)
They're all ready to be played in HD on PC. Just drag and drop the files on the included program
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