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guys, i think that manny from ice age was planning on killing himself at the beginning of the movie (going north) and finding sid and having to go on that whole journey made him no longer suicidal because at the end, he turns to sid and says "let's head south" meaning he has self preservation again.

now why would manny be so depressed and suicidal? because his family died and he doesn't feel like there's a reason for him to go on while they can't.

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"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"

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maybe i like my tech a little bit inconvenient

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Pride & Prejudice & Zombies (2016)

Alright I have to admit it. I wasn't super looking forward to this one but I had a romp of a time.

Mostly due to THIS GUY

why did no one tell me Matt Smith was not only in this but one of my favorite versions of Collins EVER. I didn't know my ideal Collins was a foppish bisexual disaster

"We're expecting a proposal for Jane any day now" "Ohhhhhhhhhhh...fuddle. Is there no negotiating over Jane?"

"Mr Bennet I am very susceptible to flattery and you sir, are very charming."

"Oh is there trouble?" (the ladies unsheath their weapons) "Oh it appears there is."

his little wave across the ballroom

And then he officiates the weddings at the end? "You may now kiss Mr Darcy - the brides. You may now kiss the brides" and then he watches Elizabeth and Darcy, just incredible. Watch this movie for Matt Smith, if nothing else.

But also, just a fun movie. Overdramatic? Of course. Interesting take on zombies? Check. True to canon? eeeeeehhhhhh even in the beginning it compressed a lot of conversations, and then as any good variation, went off the rails, but the important bits were there. I particularly enjoyed the moment after the proposal where Lizzy loses her temper and is throwing books and things at Darcy, who is just batting them away.

Of COURSE they had Darcy strip to a white shirt and jump in the lake. Wonderful. Yes. the data

I LOVE that Jane saved Bingley, love a strong Jane.

And adored the line "the very first moment I beheld you, my heart was irrevocably gone"

so fun.

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everyone on replies is terrified of this fact but i just think it's so sweet and heartwarming. she's holding our hand and leading us somewhere secret and we're both giggling like kids. i love her

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Crazy thing about #healing #recovery Small Victories is when you'll have some shit going on that's like, saying this would involve admitting how you used to be doing. You know? Like hey guys good news I'm gonna change my bedsheets this year

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being as it is the domain of women, it is plausible that alethi lighteyes society has its own open secret lesbian culture which operates primarily through academia, particularly tutor/ward dynamics. being as she is way too ace for this shit, the real reason that jasnah kholin kept rejecting young women who wanted to become her ward is that she was fed up with them developing crushes on her. she gave shallan davar a chance, due to her persistence and obvious intelligence, however the poor girl is yet another in a long line of young women with hopeless crushes on the princess of alethkar. time to fob her off onto adolin before things get out of hand.

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ive talked about my pet theory that stormlight will not cure your hangovers if you are in active addiction and/or subconsciously view yourself of "deserving" the hangover for being a Stupid Dumb Drunk Idiot (shallan can heal hers because she has a relatively healthy relationship with alcohol, dalinar could presumably heal his because he had a one-time slip-up and did not fall wholesale back into the pit) now get ready for: if you have a relationship with a drug thats like "i feel genuinely more uncomfortable with life and with living and existing and shit when i am sober than when i am blasted off the substance of my choice; drunk/high me is the Real Me to be honest" you wont be able to use stormlight to burn it off because the spiritual healing is like what no this is your Ideal State

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Everything is horrible right now in the US but I can’t kill myself until Mistborn Era three comes out because I want to see Kelsier wearing jeans

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Randomly remembered king of the Reshi Isles so here I am, delivering a quick sketch of him

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My odes to Brando Sando so far 🫡

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My Roman Empire of the week is Adolin "I know the name of every soldier under my command, as well as their clothing sizes, favourite drinks, and preferred pronouns" Kholin, but also Adolin "how in damnation am I supposed to keep track of who broke up with me over what" Kholin

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Jasnah was so determined to hide her Radiance from everyone that she never realized her brother was going through the same thing.

Jasnah got locked away as a child and labeled a lunatic. Come adulthood and everyone regarded her brother as insane and paranoid.

Do you think she ever thought about that? Has it ever haunted her? Was she so desperate to hold onto her identity as the poised and logical Kholin that she never actually noticed how badly her family was hurting? How much her father hated everyone around him? How miserable her mother was in her marriage and her flimsy sense of self-confidence? How utterly set up for failure her brother was?

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The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life.