gnomequest

[gnomequest]

Your name is PTLOMEY “BEEBO” NOSTRIL, and as it was previously stated, you were JUST BORN. Your first name is a REMIX of more traditional GNOMENCLATURE, and your middle name being in quotations is somewhat representative of the HIP NEW TRENDS in gnome culture. Like a cool nickname. Nickgnome. Whatever. 

Though you have just been born, you still have had the time to develop a couple of INTERESTS. You are a huge fan of the BIG WINDOW in the room. You have a sense of reverence towards the HAT RACK OF GNOMES PAST. Though court is in recess, you are proud of the responsibilities you hold in the bureaucracy of GNOME COURT. 

You’re also a bit of a CINEMA FAN, from what you see on the posters around the room. 

A GNOME NAMED GNORM was a real thriller, from the looks of it, if a bit too pro-cop for your DISCERNING TASTE

Suddenly, you feel free, as if the whole world is open to you. No one could tell you what you’ll make of yourself in this life, but the sky is the limit, as they say

WHAT WILL YOU DO

[gnomequest]

I promise Gnomequest has not been forgotten. It will not fade away like all things made by gnomekind, but will survive. Stuff has been happening irl though, so I apologize for the delay

[gnomequest]

You could never even CONSIDER using the name of another gnome, especially one as famous as SCUPPY BIBSWORTH. That guy was almost a literal saint, there isn’t a gnome alive who wouldn’t judge you for that. 

Look, his hat is literally right there on the Hat Rack and everything, Scubby was a bonafide gnome legend. And you thought you could just take his name like that? What were you, born today or something?

=> TRY AGAIN, ASSHOLE

[gnomequest]

BEGINNING OF CHAPTER 1: GNOME ALONE

A GNOME has just been shot out of a GNOMATIC PIPE. This is essentially the same as BIRTH for him. Taking his first, unsteady steps, it crosses his mind that he is in dire need of a NAME. A GNOME DE PLUME, if you will

WHAT IS YOUR NAME?