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New Mobile Report Gundam Wing: Preventer 7 preview, announcement art

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Huh, it really is September tomorrow.

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NGL I don't think you're going to get very far trying to educate this one

Also very frustrating as a show producer in certain cultural arts when you are trying to advertise tge show and people feel like they're not allowed to come because theyre not from the culture.

Please come to the drag show even if youre cishet.

Please come to the bellydance showcase even if youre not Middle Eastern.

Please come to the Asian Festival if youre not Asian.

Please dance at the drum circle if youre not African.

If the event is being publicly advertised, you're invited. We want you to come if you intend to come respectfully. If you are asking 'am I allowed,' youre probably bot gonna be disrespectful. Please fill the seats. Cultural events have trouble with attendance sometimes because people who would be curious to go get shy about it. Please go to things that are curious to you. Your presence is not a burden.

I have yet to be kicked out of anything (unless you count the bathroom at a gas station that one time.)

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Missed my skrunklies 🥹 beach times!

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not to be disabled on main but have you ever fucking noticed how every god damn thing requires both time and energy

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@goatsgomoo out here making me tear up over how perfect they are u_u

Reblog and share at least one thing that brightened your day today, large or small 💙

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Irish Stout Apple Fritters

Ingredients:

4 lg apples, peeled and cored, and cut into ¼" slices

2 tsp powdered sugar

1 cup flour

2 eggs

1 cup Guinness (or other stout)*

2 tbsp sugar

½ tsp nutmeg

2 tsp melted butter

Oil for frying

Sugar

Dust the apple slices with the powdered sugar and set aside. Place the flour in a bowl; make a well in the center and beat in the eggs. Gradually add the Guinness and continue to beat until the mixture has the consistency of heavy cream. Add the sugar and nutmeg and allow the batter to stand for at least 1 hour.

Add the melted butter to the batter and heat a little oil in a frying pan or skillet. Dip the apple slices in the batter and fry them on both sides until they are golden brown. Drain them on paper towels and serve sprinkled with sugar.

*Milk may be substituted. This recipe also works with pears.

[Recipe Source: Celtic Folklore Cooking, Joanne Asala, Llewellyn Publications, 1998.]

[Photo Credit: ChoiceBatter.com - great source for gluten-free recipes!]

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We also have some B-Grade Evil Dead totes available for a very discounted price! (Pins not included lol)

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psychic damage

posted a month ago on my Patreon and Ko-fi! original text by @wizard-council-bureaucrat and @gomezaddamsofficial can be found here <3

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2021-05-21

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im honestly surprised (not really surprised considering what website this is) that i haven't seen anyone on here talk about Lil Nas X getting violently arrested after suffering some kind of mental health episode. I wish he was getting more attention and support.

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byron donalds gave his life to christ in a cracker barrel parking lot. now you too can learn what religion you can convert to in a fast food restaurant parking lot by spinning these handy links!

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people aren't even getting a little bit genghis khan anymore. you guys used to love getting a little bit genghis khan

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The main character of the last TV show you watched is now your therapist. How’s it working for you?