this is bad advice. it's useless at best, and blatantly self destructive at worst. don't use it. or do. I don't care. that sounds way too deep, I kinda just reblog shitposts.
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emily finally on a non-dimension 20 show and ending grant within the first five minutes. as it should be.
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getting ominous messages from this guy anybody know what's up
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God, when we first heard of the Lost Not-Roman Legon in the bodies of Raptors, I went "Oh wow I bet Brennan's not going to let these guys be as cool as their concept makes them sound." Friends, I was not ready for how strongly pitiable the Legio Rex ended up being.
Like make no mistake, these guys are bad guys, they're a threat because Jurassic Park taught a whole generation that intelligent raptors is a scary, scary thing. They're also deluded cosplayers that keep on tryng to be a cargo cult without actually being able to. They make wine that they can't pour easily, if at all, they keep armoring up with armor they can't maintain for shit, all the while never interacting in a meaningful way by the wonderous world they've come to inhabit. Of course their leader is a more-dead-than-alive T-Rex who probably hasn't been all there in the head for generations now. What else could it be?
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Daisuke at the beginning: Cool and mysterious, but you can tell he cares a lot. Undeniable badass. Immediately starts eyeing the number of enemies before there even was a fight.
Daisuke episode 5: Eats and drinks anything and everything that's been left unattended. Puts on a shitty disguise, runs screaming "I'm horny" while bleeding.
I love him so much what a character
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writing is the most insane hobby it's like,
is it easy? no
is it fast? also no
but is it fun? well,
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Olethra Macleod is an enabler and an agent of chaos and I love her with all of my soul
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oops i'm back with another pulp novel inspired cloudward ho digital painting. this time it's based on this Adventure magazine from 1937 :) (under the cut)

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once again a promising erotic story ruins the sexiness by concentrating on sex, the least sexy part of sex.
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honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation
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I love finding out that Pappy is the Zepher’s Official Pretty Boy™️, and it makes me think the real reason he hates Wealwell so much is that he feels threatened by this Younger Pretty Boy™️ encroaching on his territory.
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I haven’t not seen Zac get this truly possessed by a character who is 1. Insane in a way only Zac could portray that takes themselves SO seriously and 2. Takes immense commitment to the bit since he played Lord Squing. Obsessed
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i see posts here about how people are so mortified when they are acknowledged as being a regular customer somewhere that they never return. cowards. the employees at taco bell treat me like a celebrity. like royalty. i am their strange little pet customer who gets traded along as staff comes and goes. they know my car before i even speak in the drive-thru speaker. today i was 2 hours late and she ran over and squealed that she "thought i'd left them!" and that she "made my order with extra love!" and you what, she did
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