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this is funny as fucking hell actually

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The 13th century Swedish peasant boy who's crashing on my couch keeps eating my leftover General Tso's. I always tell him he can order his own but he's all "oh no, just wonton soup is fine with me, it reminds me of winters at home by the fire" but when I open the fridge the next day, what do I see? Not my leftovers! I don't even think they had wontons in medieval Sweden.

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“Raw milk is better for you as long as you boil it” so true bestie now imagine if we could like. Super boil it. To really get all the bacteria out. And if we could do that quickly and efficiently. Imagine that.

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The world record for the most failed driving tests is held by Cha Sa-soon, a South Korean woman who reportedly failed the written portion of her driving test 959 times before finally passing in 2009.

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Something funny about another wave of actors who starred in Harry Potter films coming out against the Supreme Court ruling - and therefore JK Rowling who funded the campaign.

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I’m sorry (I’m not) but I don’t get the Remmick hype and fangirling . How could you even take your eyes off of the SmokeStackTwins to even be bothered with Remmick. He was just real regular to me 🤷🏾‍♀️

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i’m gay but i’m always gonna choose the well developed straight ship over the 2 bland and incompatible white dudes that have 500,000 fanfics written about them. you guys just hate women.

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It's vitally important to me that tumblr hangs on until Donald Trump dies. He's like, 80. It might not even take that long. We need this.

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oh my god