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Chat when I tell you I’m about to crash the fuck out I mean it 😭😭😭. Have yall ever felt the pain of sharing favorite characters with your MOTHER’S BOYFRIEND⁉️⁉️⁉️ I HAVE‼️‼️‼️‼️

Y’all… I wanted to print out pictures of Jason Todd|Red Hood and put them in photo frames in my room like the little freak I am. This is frankly normal behavior for me as I have a hand drawn graphic portrait of Oscar Isaac as Steven Grant hung up in my room. ANYWAYS all of a sudden my mom is like “that guy is kind of weird I don’t want those pictures in the room.” ⁉️⁉️⁉️ hello? Why not?

COME TO FIND OUT IT’S ALL CUZ OF HER FUCKING BOYFRIEND

THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS COSPLAYING RED HOOD FOR A CONVENTION‼️‼️‼️‼️MIND YOU, HE JUST GOT DONE COSPLAYING NANAMI LAST YEAR(a character who my own FATHER that I see ONCE a YEAR knows I’m down bad for)😭😭😭 NOW, HER BOYFRIEND IS COSPLAYING HOOD AND BECAUSE SHE THINKS HER BF IS HOT (and CONSEQUENTLY thinks Hood is as well) IM NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE A MINI SHRINE OF MY GOAT⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ I WAS HERE FIRRRSSSTTTTTTTT UGGHHHHHH EXECUTE HIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I NEED TO SEE HIM CRUCIFIEDDDDDDD

Guys idk what to do I think I have to disconnect the brakes on his car.

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Floof

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fanfic authors b like ‘haha this chapter got a little out of hand it’s a little longer like 60k words’

babes that’s a novel. you wrote a novel.

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a sitting platypus

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Pikachu (2024) - TCG Pocket Backdrop Illustrator: Mari Inoue

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What about a Genshin Au where Anaxa isekais into Genshin after his death in Amphoreus?

He settles in Sumeru because Akademiya and Nation of Knowledge, proceeds to graduate in 5 years (he took way to many elective courses to understand the new world of Teyvat) and quickly becomes a teacher and scholar, founding the Teyvat branch of the Nousporists, although not as a new darshan.

He keeps having trouble with funding, though that's mostly because he refuses to work for Azar and the sages (it didn't take too long to understand their true interest in his studies and he disapproves of that). He also has trouble finding students, mostly because that's a new field of study (and one that doesn't seem to have many great prospects for future research).

His lectures are usually only attended by Layla (she needed extra credit and there were no other options available) and a random Katherine (Nahida), though he quickly found out about the Archon's existence when she appeared in his dreams with a bunch of questions about his theories (his connection to Cerces allowed him to bypass the worst of the Akasha, also he tinkered with it a bit and modified its settings).

He is as skeptical of the Archons as he is with Amphoreus's Titans, though he quickly became Lesser Lord Kusanali's number one defender ("Who cares if she's an Archon, she's also my student" also she reminds him of Tribbie and he's now wondering if there are any other Chrysos Heirs in Teyvat). He also despises the Akasha and thinks natural curiosity should guide one's research, not mere points or funding.

Inspired by Nahida's advice on how Irminsul can be tampered with and some tales being preserved through fables, he turned all of his writings into a Cerces/Mnestia fanfic, so good luck to the sages trying to use his research for nefarious means. Dottore is quite invested in the story, though...

Needless to say, he's an important part of the Sumeru Archon Quest (there's two Alhaithams now, but one has a gun and is slightly more unhinged). And one of the first things Nahida did after being saved was scour through Irminsul to see if she can locate any of the Chrysos Heirs from Anaxa's memories (she found Kirara and Barbara).

Now Anaxa is still a teacher in the Akademiya, with a few more students attending his classes (Hat Guy and Layla). He often receives a monthly light novel from Inazuma via Komaniya Express, and is pen pals with Barbara (he traveled to Mondstadt and almost shot Albert in the face before verbally eviscerating Barbara's Fanclub).

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Do three reps of the fnaf lore

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DEUCE DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO WEAR AHSHAJDJJSJDJSJD HE WORE HIS ONLY PINK CLOTHES TO BED INSTEAD 😭😭😭😭😭😭 HE LOOKS LIKE HE JUST LITERALLY WOKE UP AFTER TENDING TO THE FLAMINGOES AND WE HAVE ACE PREPARED FOR A PIC 😭😭😭😭😭😭 MY ADEUCE

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He’s so girly pop, a whole page for my deuce enjoyers out there

Talk shit, get hit Ace

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MAY 16!!!!!

HAPPY 2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY TO THIS SHIT SHOW!!!!

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Batsiblings convince Jason to get himself a cooking Tiktok account, and he gives in. To his surprise, he quickly gains millions of followers and a loyal auditory. The only problem? Jason has no idea that these people came here not necessary for recipes.

Jason: Geez, my followers had been pissing me off lately.

Dick, confused: Huh? Why?

Jason: They keep commenting ATE. Like, dude? Fucking where? I am not eating in my cooking videos. What is the fucking point?

Tim, choking: Oh my fucking God-

Jason, making an angry text post for his followers: YOU ALL. STOP COMMENTING "RAW". MY MEAT IS NOT RAW. I AM A PROPER COOK. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU???

Cassandra: Maybe it is time to tell him...

Tim, Steph, Duke, in unison: NO

Bruce, awkwardly trying to have a conversation with Jason: Hey, lad, how is your cooking blog is going?

Jason: Uh, people keep commenting cryptid messages. Like, the last time I was showing the right way to tenderise meat for chops because apparently it wasn't clear and someone requested the whole video? Anyway, I did it, and the whole comment section was writing me "in bed, on the floor, on the couch, on a chair, against the wall, against the window, against the door"... Like, why would I do that, not in the kitchen?

Bruce, no less clueless: Maybe it some kind of challenge. Kids love trying new stuff in extreme places nowadays.

Jason: Huh. Maybe. Thanks.

Bruce, just proud to have a proper conversation and somehow a help: Anytime, Jaylad!

Damian, who was unblissfully educated on the slang matter by Tim (because it was his responsibility as a big brother to traumatise him), with his eye twitching: ...None of these words were in Quran

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what if Damian wasn’t sent to Bruce by Talia and instead decided to do a bit of early child-rebellion by running away to him himself. Talia, pissed off but too busy dealing with uprisings in the league to go track him down herself, calls up the person Damian is most likely to listen to other than her; his brother, who she trusts to keep him safe.

the thing is, Jason is 1: busy with his own missions atm 2: was also once a rebellious little asshole who liked to run away from home. he was Damian’s tutor once, he knows the kid can handle himself and he also knows if he CAN’T handle something he’ll contact Jason for help. he knows this because about a week before Talia called him, Damian called him.

Jason, phone balanced between his ear and shoulder: what do you want, i’m undercover

Damian: i require money for a fake passport.

Jason:

Jason, letting go of the guy he was beating up: alright you have my attention.

Damian: i am running away from home. i wish to do something ‘for the lore’ like the stories you used to tell me as a child.

Jason:

Jason ‘i’m going to ethiopia’ Todd: there’s some stuff in the fake panel under my bed. don’t tell me where you’re going, i don’t want to be complicit when Talia calls. also don’t die, because if you do i’m gonna make you eat dirt once you get out of the pit.

Damian: understood. if i am about to die, i shall call again.

Jason: have fun kiddo.

so Jason tells Talia he’ll ‘keep an eye out for any leads’ and then goes back to his normal business. league missions, his own missions, some outlaw shit, and eventually he ends up crime lording it up in Gotham. he’s a little confused when Tim Drake is seen swinging around as Red Robin rather than just Robin, but he got over his obsession with the Robin shit a while ago, so he ignores it.

until he runs into Batman and Robin. and there isn’t a mask in the fucking world that could hide his kid brother’s face from him.

Red Hood:

Robin:

Red Hood:

Robin:

Batman: why are you two staring at each other like that. what’s happening.

Robin:

Red Hood: *deep sigh*

Robin: are you going to tell mother-

Red Hood: -when you said ‘like the stories i used to tell you’.

Robin: *looks at the floor*

Red Hood: i did NOT think you meant running to a different country to find your birth parent. you fucking COPIER.

Robin:

Robin: …but you made being Robin sound so cool…

Batman: what the fuck are you two talking about?

Red Hood, pointing: you stay out of this, this is family business.

Batman: ????

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The Ruggie stans have won today

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Sometimes I think about whatever poor soul they've gotten to be the Grand Sage in Alhaitham's place. Like, I M A G I N E being in that person's shoes.

The guy you're replacing staged a full-blown revolution that overthrew your entire nation's way of life because he was concerned he might have to work overtime.

He looks like he could bench press you. He looks like he can shoot lasers with his mind.

This guy you're replacing is on first name basis with the chief of police, the head of Fish and Game, the guy who designed half your country's infrastructure, an entire band of warring desert mercenaries, a millennia-years-old dragon-fighting alien--

For that matter, this guy you're replacing is on first name basis with god.

Shit, you're even hearing rumors that he's somehow the reincarnation of King Deshret?! What will people come up with next??

And yet somehow, somehow this guy fully expects to show up on Tuesday, sit at his desk for eight hours doing nothing more complicated than stamping papers, and then... he wants to just... go home.

What are you even supposed to do with this?

The guy who got arrested for fist-fighting the last grand sage wants to be your secretary.

May Lesser Lord Kusanali have mercy on you, sir or ma'am, because if you come between him and the punch clock, Alhaitham will not.

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This is just basic observation but, I love how modern japan is depicted in a very standard anime color scheme, the backgrounds and buildings are also very typical anime style

and then when you get to NRC!!! the BURST of COLORSSS ughhh!!! I love how the night scene has purple undertones, given that it's the entrance ceremony and the secondary colors of the ceremonial robes is purple and gold.

like. comparing the above shots of yuuken to these ones. hes so ourpole, I do also love how exasperated he is when he's stuck in twst, it's been a while since i've read the Heartslabyul manga but i think he emotes a lot more in this trailer compared to the manga chapter equivalent.

and u can tell these backgrounds are very much trying to emulate the backgrounds in twst!! like look at how blocky the clouds are AGHSGHGHF but!! they also made it more detailed instead of making it just purely blocks/shapes like in the game, which tbh is a really good decision cus if the background art looked too similar to the games', it'd clash too much with the characters imo

the key art of all the housewardens is also soooo sososo beautuful, and the color design of the anime has got to be my favorite part of it!!! bcs AOUGHHH I LOVEEEEE how nicely saturated everything is!! All the complimentary colors they gave on the HSB crew's hair is also so neato I love how Deuce's and Trey's are very clearly inspired from their ingame chibi sprites. The blues in Ace's and Caters hair is also sooo sososo delicious, the soft pink/purple on Riddle also suits him very nicely!

if i could!! express just 1 fear!! the trailer footage likely only contains episode one.. maybe we'll get a second trailer with later episodes, but we'll see. anyways!! i'm so excited for it!!!

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This is the funniest thing I think they could have done

We got Scarabia student B content I'm sobbing rn😭😭😭

(got the pic from @skibidibabygirl )