goatboard

[goatboard]

i can't get over this gif it's so fucking silly help-

[goatboard]

my horse before and after placing 2nd in the takarazuka kinen

[goatboard]

guys uni says it didnt receive my documents (they did) (they have my documents) (no like srsly)

[goatboard]

people are acting like the Saja Boys flying during Your Idol is somehow freaky, as if HUNTR/X hasn't been doing weirder stuff on stage for years

god forbid a new idol group wants to have a gimmick

[goatboard]

I love Rice Shower so much. I love the decisions them made when making the gijinka of the horse nicknamed “Black Assassin” that is best known for preventing Mihono Bourbon’s triple crown and Mejiro McQueen’s spring Tenno Show threepeat, a horse who was called a villain, a demon, and a nightmare. They decided to make her a meek and tiny girl with huge ears, an adorable little bundle of anxiety and self esteem problems who thinks everything is her fault, and then they gave her a knife

[goatboard]

Watching Star Wars was a mistake. For years I’ve derived so much pleasure from seeing discourse on my timeline that’s like “it’s actually a pretty good writing choice that Glimbo Knutts manipulated the imbledimbians in the force to make Darth Freeble his personal jedi froogler. It gives the original trilogy more depth” and not knowing what the fuck anybody is talking about. But now I do and it’s ruined. I understand what you freak ass dorks are saying and it isn’t fun anymore. Glimbo Knutts making Darth Freeble his jedi froogler DOES give the original trilogy more depth. This sucks man

[goatboard]

every interaction between rice shower and haru urara is just like

rice shower: oh no, urara! this is all my fault! misfortune follows me wherever i go!

urara, having just been hit by an 18-wheeler: whoa! my leg has never been bent the wrong way before! this is fucking awesome!

[goatboard]

the horses have rivalries that have 100% transcended past heterosexual explanation and im very into that shit. there's nothing gayer than a bitch who vows to destroy you at a sport of some kind.

[goatboard]

thought it was the time to update my precure tierlists, im getting closer towards being up to date with the series and its making me sad

also im putting some seasons/cures lower than if i were to just go by feeling alone (because i love them all dearly, with exceptions but shhh) but i had to nerf them because im not a fan of their writing

with the exception of Papaya, still figuring out how i feel about her

[goatboard]

[goatboard]

porn bots in the nice nature tag, i dont want your tits i want my horse

[goatboard]

[goatboard]

Aren't you tired of being nice?

[goatboard]

everyone is posting “play umamusume” and I am here to join those brave posters. play umamusume

[goatboard]

no more ms nice nature

[goatboard]

and it fucking works...

[goatboard]

Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction