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We could have had balls deep Destiel

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chuck when he has to resurrect the angel of thursday from the dead AGAIN because his beloved all american macho protagonist is refusing to be the hero without him around and is instead drowning in grief (ie. drinking himself into a stupor while hiding in his room and it's neither hot nor productive):

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starting a conspiracy theory that misha collins came out as bisexual because he experienced so much workplace homophobia on the supernatural set that he momentarily forgot he was actually straight

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Hands down one of the more devastating Destiel moments.

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season one of supernatual is so funny to me. sam and dean will literally show up to the crime scene in some fuck ass flannels and dean is in his leather jacket and the cops are like "who the hell are you?" and dean will be like "oh, us? well we are obviously from the us fish and wildlife service who else could we possibly be???" 

meanwhile theyre in the craziest outfits known to mankind with no badge or anything, so the cops will ask for their IDs and they'll hand them the most unconvincing fake id you'll ever see. the thing will be crumpled to no return and look like it was all hand written by a toddler and SOMEHOW THE COPS STILL BELIEVE THEM??

and then, they'll start questioning the victims family like "aw man :( I'm so sad for you :( that must be really hard :( so like what happened? and on a completely separate note, did you see anything? feel a temp drop? did you feel a cold spot? did you see something weird? like a creature mayhaps? like a ghost? did you see a ghost? do you believe in ghosts? please tell me it's a ghost?" like that's a totally normal line of questioning for a random drowning from two members of the us fish and wildlife service.

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THEM 💚🖤

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John Constantine, Hellblazer: Dead in America #4 (2024)

written by Simon Spurrier art by Aaron Campbell & Jordie Bellaire

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Sam: let's play a game. It's called "Baby or Cas."

Jack: Whats that?

Sam: I tell you quotes I've heard Dean say, and you tell me if he was talking to the impala or Cas

Dean, rolling his eyes: Ha ha ha, Sam. Very funny

Crowley: Fine, moose. I'll partake in your little "game".

Sam: "If anything happens to you, I'm killing everyone involved and then myself".

Jack:

Dean:

Crowley: Oh dear, this was harder than I thought

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"You mean you're going to feed your friends into a meat grinder? Cas too?" - Dean to Future Dean.

Translation: Cas is more than a friend.

Right? Right?

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BECAUSE THE ROOM WAS TOO SMALL

BECAUSE THE FOREST WAS TOO SMALL

BECAUSE THE GARBAGE DUMP WAS TOO SMALL

BECAUSE THE TABLE WAS TOO SMALL

🧍‍♂️ 👬 🧍‍♂️

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he needs to stop (pls continue)

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Hey so uh when’s destiel becoming canon again? It’s getting kinda quiet around here

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unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here

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Either House gets put on loan to another hospital or Cuddy / Foreman go on extended leave for Reasons, and House sees This

“Who turned the children’s ward into a horror movie?”

He goes to admin. “Why would you do this? Why would ANYONE do this? You’re freaking the kids out.”

Cue a tangent on color theory

House just goes, “that’s cool. It’ll hide the blood when I go dragging a corpse down the hall”