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God made me allergic to strawberries to keep the local farms safe from my grubby mitts

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Aw my Nana Dee lives there

Hey, you. I’m addressing you, the reader, personally. There’s a village in England called Knutsford

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the fact that all of the DLC for The Sims 4 combined is $1,100 USD should get several people at EA killed btw

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I already forget who but if I told you to punch a pot of dirt I meant it like not as a joke I actually have a pot of dirt to punch and I hope you didn't think I was being an ass. I think more people should punch a pot of dirt earnestly

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using ai to write your papers is so embarrassing stop being a pussy and just dont turn anything in if you dont want to do the work... have strength in your convictions

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i must not kill myself . killing myself is the myself killer

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when i was a kid i found an anti-new jersey fb group & as someone from new jersey i took it really personally for some reason, so I'd go on there and on an almost daily basis I'd make posts like "wont you visit our beautiful coastline? :)" and all the comments were like "i hope you get run over by a car" and it would give me insane anxiety but i kept doing it

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i'm legit curious pls reblog this and put in the tags what your first band t shirt or merch was

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sometimes my friends send me good reels

(op)

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I keep having recurring dreams where I work a shift at my old thrift job and reward myself by going through the nicknacks and dresses and wake up so pissed off that I don't have any of my finds after all that work

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when animals look back at you like they’re the girl with the pearl earring

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I am a terrible combination of “whatever happens, happens” and “If everything doesn’t go according to plan, I will vaporize”

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There's a bunch of adhd advice out there that's like "people with adhd tend to work better under deadlines due to the anxiety so here are ways to artificially induce a stress response in order to get you to get work done" and it's like well what if I don't want to be stressed out all the time in order to function

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Glasses people love to make you try their glasses on to see how fucked up their eyes are. It's a sign of respect in their culture.

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My husband loves to make edits of our bun

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Wanna come hot box and touch thighs in my dinosaur realm?

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