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I’m amazed there’s people nostalgic for highschool and being a teenager literally when I feel super low I think “well at least I’ll never be 17 again” like a positive affirmation and it does make me feel better
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I love giving myself sobbing migraines hey Google DIY lobotomy at home wikihow
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Please, please please. Where is a clip of longlegs doing the hail satan 😉 MUAH thing at the end its all I can fucking think about
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My husband keeps getting his Instagram deleted for telling corporations and conservatives that he will do war crimes to them and I'm too annoyed that this is the seventh new account in a year to laugh about it
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Not only this but it was a Tumblr crime to have it autoplay
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I do at least seven hate crimes a day to myself as penance
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i heard my nephew got enslaved by cave bugs
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whats the loudest reocurring noise that happens near ur house for example i live next to an airport so its definitely the planes
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God made me allergic to strawberries to keep the local farms safe from my grubby mitts
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Aw my Nana Dee lives there
Hey, you. I’m addressing you, the reader, personally. There’s a village in England called Knutsford
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the fact that all of the DLC for The Sims 4 combined is $1,100 USD should get several people at EA killed btw
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I already forget who but if I told you to punch a pot of dirt I meant it like not as a joke I actually have a pot of dirt to punch and I hope you didn't think I was being an ass. I think more people should punch a pot of dirt earnestly
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using ai to write your papers is so embarrassing stop being a pussy and just dont turn anything in if you dont want to do the work... have strength in your convictions
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i must not kill myself . killing myself is the myself killer
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when i was a kid i found an anti-new jersey fb group & as someone from new jersey i took it really personally for some reason, so I'd go on there and on an almost daily basis I'd make posts like "wont you visit our beautiful coastline? :)" and all the comments were like "i hope you get run over by a car" and it would give me insane anxiety but i kept doing it
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i'm legit curious pls reblog this and put in the tags what your first band t shirt or merch was
#an overpriced gorillaz tshirt that a lovely inhuman ethereal being bought for me#can not wear it because itll disintergrate but i keep it close to remember damon albarn laying face first on stage for 30 seconds
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