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he really just sits there flashing jockstrap and hole huh
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can finally go to bed and sink into the deep peaceful sleep of someone who knows that all is right with the world (connor mcdav*d is still Suffering)
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Tuesday, Pittsburgh Hockey Now spoke with sources with direct knowledge of the situation about Malkin’s future, and specifically his future with the Penguins. There was immediate pushback on the idea that the Penguins’ stalwart could be shown the door.
One source in Malkin’s camp indicated the Penguins sought to reassure Malkin that conversations on his future beyond next season have not occurred.
Malkin’s camp declined to speculate about the future beyond this coming season, but referred to any news about Malkin’s future as “bad info.”
Indeed, sources close to Malkin indicated he will consider his future later next season, which seems appropriate. But it would seem neither team nor player has made the call.
i just know sid said not on my watch
#anyway just want to say kingerski is as bad at reporting or worse than yohe ahahahahaha but okay this speculation is okay i guess? cool#<- i mean.#lol
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Marchy gave free tickets for game 6 to his neighbor because his neighbor helped him out.
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geno’s last season with the pens??? 😭
#i promise you guys aren’t special or better than me just cus you’re screaming: yohe sucks!!#i promise we all know that#but god forbid a girl on the blacklist (me) post speculation! about her beloved player#it’s not an opportunity for her to cry and hold hands with other people who love him too about the inevitable end#it’s her reblog farming lol#anyway. thanks for making fandom an unpleasant place! yall convince yourself you’re good people who haven’t done anything wrong then
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geno’s last season with the pens??? 😭
#funny how some pens blogs are being holier than thou#so i’ll just say this#i wonder why people bother posting every single thing posted on social media and in separate posts at that#i know the answer is likes and reblog farming#:3#the call is coming from inside the building by the way!#<-#when i post something it’s reblog farming#when another blog posts EVERYTHINGS#they’re a good pens archivist#ok 🫶
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whit: had 17 pieces of gum today
sid: well it didn’t help
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imagine you defect in the most dramatic fashion. you get injured in the pre season. returns to score the most cunty goal. shades of Mario. you get to the final. lose the cup to one of your idols. but you rally and along with your captain you take the boys to the final. you win.
you suffer injuries and watch your captain battle with concussion. you rot together. you stop mutinies. you win another two cups. youre the mvp.
you give everything to the team who is your family. you play through injury and botched surgeries. you accept the targeted media hate. you keep your head down and fight and you have to endure rumor on rumor.
youre left off the fucking 100 list.
through it all you never once waver. this is your team. sid is your captain.
they try to fuck you over and the face of the nhl who’s allergic to picking sides literally throws around his magnificent ass and hauls you onto a plane and begs you to come back.
you do.
20 years of service and loyalty and more success than most players can even dream of.
and the thanks you get is the most fucking undignified leaks rather than let you announce your own plans.
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disgraceful of the dodgers. power and love to this queen
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why are you as a man smiling like that at your temporary teammate who the nhl ships you with....
#if people are gonna throw a fit about not sourcing#maybe don’t post gifs in your discord chats without sourcing…
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