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im making a new creepypasta oc and no one can stop me >:^) theyre gonna fight Slenderman for custody of Ben. Theyre gonna be besties with eyeless jack and like taking selfies with him. they use one of those instant cameras, idk man im making this shit up as i go. but this is gonna be like a slender mansion type deal cause i think its nice to imagine creepypasta characters being in a chaotic little found family

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“But a kittypet!” Darkstripe protested. His yellow eyes glared balefully up at Fireheart. “Stinking of Twolegs and their nests! Is that what we want as our leader?”

"Well gee Darkstripe, Fireheart has been an adult and a fully trained warrior for quite some time now, and he only lived with Twolegs until he was of age to be apprenticed. If I recall correctly, you lived in the nursery until you were that age. By your logic, why should we let you be a warrior if you're a goddamn whiny baby?"

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sooooooooo i forcefully convinced my best friend to read legendborn. i'd already told him the whole entirety of the story in voice notes and then basically bullied him into reading it (i'm just kidding i just gush a lot about the series so he was curious and then i just nudged him to read the books) lmaoo so yeah he read it.

and he has opinions;

absolutely mind-blown by the writing and story flow. said that he had to physically stand up and pace in his room for 10 mins to cool down while reading chapter 52 because holy shit what was that.

loved the fact that bree is actually making a shit ton of mistakes and still managed to face everything head on, said that the realistic fuck ups made him chuckle and tear his hair out at the same time.

he liked sel as a character because that guy is extreme in all senses, extreme to his duties and then extreme in loyalty and then extreme in violence.

he is yet to read bloodmarked but he did say that nick and bree's situation either needs more time to be developed or selbree gonna end up together because the time and connection depth is hella different.

bro was absolutely flabbergasted by the infirmatory scene with William where nick accidentally walks in, we made too many jokes about that asdfghjkl.

we're yet to discuss theories but he did say that nick and bree's connection was probably a bit affected by Arthur and lancelot and then declared that someone is probably gonna die. (i hope nobody dies i swear i will riot if someone dies).

made a joke about sel absolutely despising shadowborns while being half demon himself and then had the stroke of realization with a soft "oh".

liked alice a lot, which I'm glad about because a lot of times people on their first read hate her.

a fan of bree's parents, said "finally someone has good parents"

hated that tor and sel were exes, said he's gonna slap sel for ever dating tor because what the fuck dude.

overall, all i can say is i have successfully added a member in our fandom but there are more don't worry I've got like three more people I'm currently convincing to read this series lmaoo

the legendborn agenda

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One of my favorite fucking scenes...

"Ew again. With feeling."

😭😭🙏🙏🙏

Alice my queeennnnnnn

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Nick: so, I get that we’re all without fathers-

Bree: not me.

Sel:

Nick:

Bree: I fucking love my dad

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Y'all, this book series is everything I ever wanted in a book series. I don't know why people tried to push it as a romance book 💀. It deals with generational trauma, racism, and demons, with just a tiny pinch of romance. Lowkey thinking about making a video about this but we’ll see.

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‪Come this October, Tigerstar will have been dead for 13 slutty slutty years‬

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I added the From The Fog mod to my modpack and turned off a lot of the destructive options in the config so now I just have a buddy who pops up to watch me build and mine. I just got the "He's Watching..." advancement "Get stalked by Herobrine without noticing"

Immediately the thought that pops into my head is "do you think he's following us cause he thinks we're cute?"

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"gee I wonder how I will transfer this information reliably across long distances"

the trustworthy telecommunications dish:

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I will always see minecraft steve as an honest and slightly shy, demure man who holds a curiosity for the world around him and has an indescribable deep sadness in his eyes. I don’t like it when people make him mean or cruel :(

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"the children are just saying things that don't make sense and acting like they're funny jokes" it's called lolsorandom humor and it's a time-honored youth tradition. be cool

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Share to save someone with nut allergies a hospital trip hoooly shit

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Two iconic blue dogs of our generation 💙💙

They would be best friends!!

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C’mon, say it

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Bad things come in threes

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When the chronic fatigue is chronic