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HAPPY NORMAL SEX ON CINCO DAY!

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no tea no shade just facts

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Love it in season five when they try and imply that Gob is only pretending to be gay. Like... he hasn't even been able to feign interest in any relationship he's ever been in for more than about five minutes... he doesn't know his own wife's name... he makes absolutely no effort to be romantic unless he's on the verge of getting broken up with... and then he meets Tony and suddenly he's all "I would have claimed you" "Did somebody say wonder" "I can't wait to see you out there" "I love Tony Wonder" "Our life"... the man is not a good enough actor to be faking he's just fucking bi

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cinco de cuatro blunder fics: a masterpost

fellas, is it gay to be ashamed of being in love with a man, suddenly discovering these new feelings, something that you only allowed to happen because you thought he was gay and you were hoping to exact revenge, but then you found out he was straight, then you wanted to get even, so maybe you put a mask on someone and then tried to convince yourself that the sex you were about to have was with yourself, but it turned out to be him, and all you ended up doing was proving that your feelings were real?

yes. yes, it is. homo much?

anyway, it’s may 4th, so in honor of cinco de cuatro here’s a masterpost of george oscar ‘gob’ bluth/tony wonder fics on ao3 about how two fake-fake-gay magicians wound up having very real gay sex. i think most people have probably already read all of these(it’s not a super long list, unfortunately) but it’s still nice to have them all in one place. putting the actual list under a cut so i can potentially update it later, and also to spare my non-arrested development followers lmao

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every day i think about the fact that i was emotionally devastated by the storyline of a man who was so repressed that he spent most of his life sleeping carelessly with women and never knowing what love felt like only to find the meaning of love in a relationship with his nemesis which he’d started just to break his heart but ended up falling for him instead only for said nemesis to disappear from his life after they had sex and leave him more alone and confused and desperate to prove his heterosexuality than ever and then when they FINALLY reunited after he’d been pining for him for what felt like forever he witnessed what he thought was the death of his lover and thought it was all his fault and not only that but he was charged with disposing of his body to get rid of the evidence of his murder only to learn later on that his lover was actually NOT dead and had only faked his death and was willing to start a relationship with him for real while also still maintaining that he’s kinda straight. and that show was arrested development. and these men were will arnett and ben stiller.

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George Oscar Bluth is Bisexual.

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JESSICA WALTER as Lucille Bluth | Arrested Development 2003-2019

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To remember the beautiful, talented and show-stopping, Jessica Walter, here are some of her greatest moments as Lucille Bluth.

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Thinking about how tony and gob are so fucking dumb they can't even function in normal society but they found each other anyways

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the plotline in arrested development when gob and the enemy ben stiller magician both pretend to be gay to throw off each other’s game only to end up genuinely catching feelings for one another COULD have been so biconic if it wasn’t intended so homophobically. 

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Arrested development is the only sitcom to have a gay romance as the main romantic subplot. 👑👑👑

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So gob's four moods are: full of himself, self loathing, loving tony, Michael be proud of me

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✨Same in a different way✨

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Gob and Tony saying "same" was supposed to be just a joke, but unknowingly the writers managed to capture the essence of gay people flirting.

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Wishing you all a very Gob Bluth bisexual character arc

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 cas raising dean from hell