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cis privilege

Cis woman: hey so I would like bigger tits in order to feel more comfortable in my own skin

Doctors: oh hey yeah no problem hop on the table we'll rig you right up

Trans man: hey so I would like no tits in order to feel more comfortable in my own skin

Doctors: where is your therapist's note? how long have you been on T? where is the tangible proof of your innermost feelings?? are you SUURE?!??

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i liked the page for my school’s lgbt* center on facebook and my mom just sent me a message that said

“now all of china knows you’re queer”

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cis person: I want implants.

doctor & general public: okay!

cis person: I want a chest reduction.

doctor & general public: okay!

trans* person: I want top surgery.

doctor & general public: Are you SURE? Because thats like a huge change and you can't ever ever ever go back and I mean are you even sure you're trans*? This is probably just a phase and then you will regret it your whole life. You need therapy. You should get a psychological evaluation. Do you even know how it will effect your life? Thats a lot of money why don't you spend it on something else? You should just be happy with the body you are in. Why would you want to change it? Like, I bet you're not really trans*. This is a really serious decision and I personally think you shouldn't do it. Its like, life changing.

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Things that ruin thanksgiving

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I like how sweden just decided one day that gender is fucking bullshit so they got a gender neutral pronoun and stopped separating boy clothes and girl clothes and have pictures of spiderman pushing a baby stroller in a toy magazine why isn’t every country like sweden

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the little 5 year old girl I babysit

me: What you do think about the princess marrying another princess?

her: Instead of the prince?

me: Instead of the prince

her: So her daughter would have two mommies?

me: Yes

her: two princess mommies...

me:

her:

me:

her: fabulous

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basically gay marriage should be legal but it’s basically the least pressing queer issue there is. coincidentally it’s the one that allies care most about. haha ok come back to me when you care about the rates of homelessness and violence and suicide among queer youth

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Obama: Doesn't want to ban porn.

Obama: Doesn't want to restrict your internet.

Obama: Doesn't want to take away your guns.

Obama: Supports gay marriage.

Obama: Education for all!

Obama: Universal healthcare!

Obama: Wants to continue Planned Parenthood!

Americans: You're destroying this country.

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“Same sex couples shouldn’t be able to adopt because their kids will get bullied for having two moms or two dads”

hey

instead of not allowing same sex couples to adopt

maybe you should teach your little shitty kids not to bully

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until 1979 homosexuality was classed as an illness in sweden so you could call in sick bc you had the hots for paper boy in the morning

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Aussie Builders surprise public with loud empowering statements in new Snickers Australia Ad.

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Aussie Builders surprise public with loud empowering statements in new Snickers Australia Ad.