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peanuthead

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The overwhelming feeling of this week is that I am going to ram my head through a wall out of excitement.

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Lore-accurate Woodstein at work

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no I don’t have enough gut feeling. I wish I did.

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another all the president’s men edit because I love this movie so much :-)

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Woodstein burgers

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DK develops his mighty monkey meat in Donkey Kong 64, by Rare.

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the met gala is tonight, and i know a lot of us are excited for it. and why not, it's a fun event! but while we're here, please spare some thought for the people of palestine as well. they don't have a platform nearly as big as the met gala does, but they need it more desperately and they need it urgently.

i don't know if any celebrity at the gala is going to mention palestine or speak out for them. but we don't need to wait for a celebrity to show support or tell us what to do. we have power too. every single one of us here has a voice, and the power to uplift others using that voice. we don't need one person to donate thousands. but even if a hundred people donated $5 each that's $500 put towards helping a family survive. and that means more to gazans than i can say.

if you can afford it, please donate to anyone from @gazavetters's spreadsheet (here). if you're uncertain or cannot choose, then please consider:

my friend ibrahim @aburakhiaibrahim (vet | paypal | gfm)

the isnad foundation @isnaddfoundation which provides gazan students with a safe space to study and continue their education (vet | chuffed)

my friend mahmoud @ma7moudgaza2 who is the founder of isnad (paypal | gfm)

if you cannot donate, please reblog so that the post can reach someone who can. thank you.

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Feed Me‼️‼️

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god's greatest gifts to the world were transgenderism, big beverage, jerking off, and creating art

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Had to ban the phrase “tricky dick” from my classroom during watergate lesson because saying the word dick in front of 30 fifteen year olds is like lighting a bomb and throwing it through the doorway but now they’re just calling him Richard the Treacherous like they’re all medieval peasants. gonna lose it

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wish I had enough radiation to set off a geiger counter but come with no health repercussions

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Sashamilla in Brazil on vacation HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i assume this was for the mutuals doodle requests thing. also including a scenario from @maplemaplemaplemaplemaple and i's dms where we discussed sashamilla beach honeymoon

milla is from brazil so i wonder if she would bring sasha to see family there.... or if she would want to play hooky and just beach bum it out all week teehee

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